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Post by Mage on Mar 8, 2009 21:07:42 GMT -5
An idea inspired by our good buds in the Sega/Satam threads, Character Q and A: Smash Edition. What this means is, you can ask a character of your choice ANYTHING you want, just for fun! No strings at all, just ask away. Let's see how long we can keep this topic alive!  Dear Kratos: What kind of shampoo do you use to keep your hair so wild and vibrant? |
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Mar 8, 2009 21:19:12 GMT -5
 "It's called Yuan's love juice" "Herbal Essences' 'Hyrdalicious: Swirled Shampoo and Conditioner'. I found that I'm allergic to pert plus, and it's the only shampoo that makes my hair as vibrant as ever. It makes me meet my hair match with its teams of custom-swirled shampoos and moisturizing conditioners. I suggest it, take a dip into its swirls of luscious hydration. Find the one that's right for you." ------------------------------------ And to Peasley: What do YOU think of Kratos' shampoo choice? |
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Post by AnT on Mar 8, 2009 21:52:21 GMT -5
Mario: What was the most annoying thing Sonic ever done to you?
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Post by SHM 128 III on Mar 10, 2009 22:24:49 GMT -5
 What, just-a one thing? *sigh* ... Sonic lent-a me his "Special Edition" of Arabian Nights once... I'm-a still picking sand out-a my-a hair...
Link: Do you find yourself attracted to Amaterasu when in your wolf form? |
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Post by AnT on Mar 13, 2009 20:16:29 GMT -5
 What? I thought you enjoy getting into books, Jumpman!
Fox or any other Starfox crew: Did doing a barrel roll ever made you sick the first time? |
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Post by Mage on Mar 13, 2009 22:16:03 GMT -5
 "Yes, but you get used to it after a while. But I don't recommend eating a large breakfast before combat...>>;" --------------------- Dear Dracula: You sure have a lot of enemies coming after you, do any of them egg and/or TP your castle? |
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Post by Stoney on Mar 28, 2009 13:53:34 GMT -5
Link: Do you find yourself attracted to Amaterasu when in your wolf form? "Excuse me? Who is that?"  *shows him a picture* "...Um...she looks a little too...feral for me."  "She'd probably look HOT to your wolf form, though, right? Look at that sliky coat, those meaty thighs, that long tail..."  " ...shut up, Midna." "Being a wolf is all kinds of weird. I get these strange new instincts but at the same time I'm still mostly thinking like a Hylian. I haven't gotten any urges like THAT though."  "He's repressing them, folks." "More like I'm repressing you. I thought you were supposed to be hiding in my shadow?" "I got bored." "Ugh...well, to answer your question, no I don't find other wolves attractive. Not even those of the imp variety."  "Come again?" "Not with you, thanks." *smirk*  "Oh that's it, you are so going down." "Again, not with yOW OW OW NOT THE EARS NOT THE EARS!"
PIKACHU: Can Pokémon Trainer have his hat back now, please? GENO: Which do you fear more: fire, or a woodchipper? WOLF O'DONNELL: What's the matter, scared?DR. LIGHT: Do you give your kids musical names due to a secret desire to form a rock band with them and tour the world? PROTOMAN: What's up with the scarf, dude? MAVERICK HUNTER ZERO: What the heck are those things on your chest armor? Green boob-covers? Aren't you worried that those combined with your hair will result in people thinking you're a girl? ROLL LIGHT: Ever get locked in your dad's basement before? SIR ARTHUR: Why heart-pattern undies? Someone of your skill level deserves badass boxers. BLACK KNIGHT: Ever get confused with the Black Knight from Sonic's latest game? BOWSER: Dude, we all know you can talk. Why don't you ever speak English in Brawl? MARIO: You play a ton of sports. Why haven't you lost weight yet? WARIO: What does your bike taste like? SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: As an agent of GUN, do you have a legitimate printed License to Kill? And if so, do you carry it in your wallet? IKE: Didn't anybody ever tell you the dangers of wearing a cape on the battlefield? What if an enemy grabbed that thing and yanked real hard? ADELL: Why the massive novelty tie? PRINCESS ROZALIN: We know all about Adell's style (or what it isn't, at least). What's yours? GREAT MIGHTY AND SUPREME OVERLORD LAHARL: What's up with your hair, man? It's got antennae or something.
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Post by Mage on Mar 28, 2009 15:00:10 GMT -5
 "...then I suppose ill have to yank back. Harder. But the cape is pretty handy, I can sleep pretty much anywhere with it." ------------------  "My necktie? Don't knock it, it's lucky!"  "My "style", as you put it, is enjoying the day with a warm cup of tea and a T bone steak." "Steak? That's an odd choice for an afternoon of teatime..." "I'm a meat eater, what can I say? But I am very lady like, don't mistake that!" *chews on a steak bone* "...riiiiight." ------------------  "Hm hm hm, im glad you noticed. My hair is..."  "It makes him look taller, dood!" "HEY! That's not what it's for!? I should kill you for that!" *summons Overlord's Wrath* *runs in terror* "WAAAA, BUT IT'S TRUUUUUUUUE!"  |
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Post by Vize Viper on Mar 28, 2009 15:32:41 GMT -5
DR. LIGHT: Do you give your kids musical names due to a secret desire to form a rock band with them and tour the world? "Actually, I've just always liked music. Blues, however, actually inspired me for his name when some blues music came on the radio, and he tried to mimic it. Rock and Roll, were named such because, well, Rock and Roll did come after Blues." He chuckles. PROTOMAN: What's up with the scarf, dude? "It's... a gift. I was in Europe, and someone thought I was a normal kid, and gave me the scarf so I didn't get cold. It was kinda touching, so I kept it." MAVERICK HUNTER ZERO: What the heck are those things on your chest armor? Green boob-covers? Aren't you worried that those combined with your hair will result in people thinking you're a girl? "Frankly... I'm not sure. I mean, they're apparently important, because they can't be removed. And people only mistake me for a girl once." ROLL LIGHT: Ever get locked in your dad's basement before? "Uhm, once, but I was still mapping the house, and someone didn't tell me that the door locks behind you in the test chamber." She glares at Rock.  "What? Just because I was the lab assistant I was supposed to know these things?" SIR ARTHUR: Why heart-pattern undies? Someone of your skill level deserves badass boxers. "It doth... simply be an unfortunate conjuction of time and events. In fact, I doth believe wearing mine heart boxers is an invitation for danger to rear its head." BLACK KNIGHT: Ever get confused with the Black Knight from Sonic's latest game? "Not yet, I have not. But now thanks to your question, I am sure 'Sonic' will bring it up at any opportunity." BOWSER: Dude, we all know you can talk. Why don't you ever speak English in Brawl? "You ever tried to chat during a fight? It ain't easy!" ________________________ TRAVIS: Star Trek or Star Wars? SAMUS: What was the deal with your shorts and tank top "zero suit" in your first mission, on Zebes? WESKER: So which do you like better on a girl, black hair or brown hair? GANONDORF: Boxers or Briefs? MIDNA: If you weren't in your cursed imp form, would you still want to ride Link? *FLEES*
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Post by Stoney on Mar 28, 2009 16:26:41 GMT -5
GANONDORF: Boxers or Briefs? "Metal Codpiece. I am the only male in a race of women. Their survival depends on my virility, so I must take very good care of myself. Mere underwear doesn't offer enough protection to satisfy me." MIDNA: If you weren't in your cursed imp form, would you still want to ride Link? "If I did, I'd probably break his back."  "HEY! Gimme some credit, I've got pretty good stamina!" "Maybe, but it's not enough to handle me." "..........How fat are you in your other foOW OW OW OW pain pain pain..." " Idiot."
MISTY: So how often does Psyduck give you a headache? TRON BONNE and ROLL CASKETT: Have you girls ever considered having a mud-wrestling match to decide who gets to be Rock's girlfriend? I'd pay to watch. SONIC: Why do you wear gloves, but no pants? PEPPY HARE: You're aware that it's an aileron roll and not a barrel roll, right? Barrel rolls use more of a corkscrew trajectory. YOSHI: What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? SAMUS: What is the most disgusting thing you have ever shot in the face? TETRA: How in the world do you keep your hair in that shape? HARPUIA: Ever fly into a group of birds by accident? CROCO: You look awfully dapper for a thief. Where'd you get the hat from?
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Post by xenomina on Mar 28, 2009 16:27:10 GMT -5
TRAVIS: Star Trek or Star Wars?  "Star Wars! Picard may have brains, but let's see him talk his way out of a lightsaber to the head!" SAMUS: What was the deal with your shorts and tank top "zero suit" in your first mission, on Zebes?  "Those? Ugh. That 'zero suit' was the result of a collaborative prank pulled by the R&D and some of the soldiers in the Galactic Federation. I had to go the whole mission with a wedgie. Do you know how hard it is to be fighting metroids with your nano-latex material riding up your ass?" SAMUS: What is the most disgusting thing you have ever shot in the face? "Let's just say, never put leftover thai in the fridge and leave it there for 4 weeks while you're out on a mission." WESKER: So which do you like better on a girl, black hair or brown hair?  "This is obviously some sort of trick question, but since the higher ups aren't giving me an alternative, I suppose I'll answer your query. I actually preferred brown hair for a long time in my younger days, but I have found myself becoming fond of blondes, especially when I met Alexia Ashford. She was beautiful and powerful yes, but in the end she would not give me the virus samples I needed, and had to be disposed. Chris and his sister had some use after all..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AKUMA, BLAZE, KING DEDEDE, LORD YUAN, BOWSER, MIDNA, WES, WARIO, GENO, and MEWTWO: What would you do for klond**e bar? (Questions will be better next time, promise!) |
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Mar 28, 2009 17:28:11 GMT -5
AKUMA, BLAZE, KING DEDEDE, LORD YUAN, BOWSER, MIDNA, WES, WARIO, GENO, and MEWTWO: What would you do for klondike bar?  "I unfortunately have a weakness for sweets. If you asked me to psychicly burst a man's head, reconstruct it, and burst it again, I'd probably do it." Dear Dracula: You sure have a lot of enemies coming after you, do any of them egg and/or TP your castle?  "Several times. Trevor and Simon especially...*sigh* they just couldn't let my defeat pass easily. I still can't believe that Death would find it funny for an April Fool's joke."  "I apologize Mr. Tepes...I tried to lighten your mood." "...I'm sure." --------------------------------------------- Dear Shadow the Hedgehog: Do you too try to forget that your game ever existed? |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Mar 28, 2009 17:41:10 GMT -5
MARIO: You play a ton of sports. Why haven't you lost weight yet?*sigh* ... I-a have poor metabolism. It-a only takes one bowl of pasta to gain-a back whatever I burned in-a, say, a tennis tournament. But to be-a fair, you have to admit I'm not-a that fat... At least, compared to Wario... WARIO: What does your bike taste like? WHAT!? What kind of stupid question is that!? I'm not gonna answer such a retar--- *large bag of money drops at his feet* ... Bacon. I dip it in bacon grease before every match. Hey, if the idiot holding the controller is gonna make me do something stupid like that, I might as well be able to tollerate it. ... And don't ask what happens when it comes out the other end. Ho boy, you thought passing a kidney stone was painful... WARIO: What would you do for klondike bar?... Punch you in the face and steal yours. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: As an agent of GUN, do you have a legitimate printed License to Kill? And if so, do you carry it in your wallet? *pulls out a (ray) gun and points it at Stoney* Yes. Dear Shadow the Hedgehog: Do you too try to forget that your game ever existed? ... ... ... *points the gun at Jon and shoots him instead*
ZELDA: Are you a natural brunette? I mean, all your ancestors (and desendants, for that matter) are all blondes... SONIC: Where do the Chaos Emeralds go when you're not using them for your Final Smash? They clearly don't get scattered all across the globe like they do back home, since you can call 'em back for your next FS, but you don't seem to carry them around on your person all the time. DRACULA: ... Do you sparkle in the sunlight?
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Mar 28, 2009 17:58:32 GMT -5
DRACULA: ... Do you sparkle in the sunlight? "....*facepalm* Oh please, don't referance me to that horrid story. I do have morals you know. I am the great Dracula, ruler over all vampires that still yet exist! Not some...some... pathetic bicurious child with conflicting emotions. No, I do not sparkle. Though my appearance does change in the daylight. Upon stepping into sunlight I grow paler than I usually appear, though I am incredibly weakened." |
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Post by Stoney on Mar 28, 2009 20:22:56 GMT -5
ZELDA: Are you a natural brunette? I mean, all your ancestors (and desendants, for that matter) are all blondes... "Some of my ancestors were brunettes, if the paintings and legends are to be believed. I used to read such stories as a child, and the books had a few illustrations. The Sleeping Princess who was roused from her slumber after a great Hero visited several temples to break a curse on her had hair described as 'brown like the autumn wood'. Such descriptions must be taken with a grain of salt, however, since it is quite possible to change hair color through magic. After all..."  "...I can do this. My ancestors and descendants might have used such spells as well, if what you say is true." "But to answer your question: yes, my hair color is natural. I believe it came from my mother's side." MIDNA: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? "A what?" "It's a type of candy. I've seen them in Smash City's stores sometimes." "...Oh. Well, I can't really say what I'd do for one until I tast--"  *falls out of the sky onto her head*  "...Ow." *picks it up off the ground* "Here." "Eeewww! It's got a huge bite taken out of it already!"  "Yeah, sorry about that. We couldn't really help ourselves."  "..." "..." "...Look, just taste it already." "Fine." *munch munch munch* "...Well?"  " Oh my goddess!" "Eh--?!" "This brown stuff with the rich, sweet flavor...what IS this?! I never had anything like this in my home realm!" "Um...that's chocolate."  "Chocowhat?" "Chocolate. They get it from mixtures of bean paste and milk." "It's delicious! You said they sell this in the city?! We're going there RIGHT NOW!" "Huh? But I -- WHOA! Hey, leggo my arm...!" "...We think it's safe to say she'd do anything."
SEPHIROTH: What is the most mundane thing you have ever used your sword for? I'm talking about stuff like cutting vegetables, here. FOX MCCLOUD: If Krystal got possessed by Aparoids, would you shoot her down? KRYSTAL: Why don't you ever use your staff anymore? FALCO LOMBARDI: If you prefer the air, why the hell don't you use an Arwing? PRINCESS PEACH: Where do you pull Toad out from? And do I even want to know? DRACULA: Meat in the walls, man? Seriously?
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