The World Tree - The Gathering of Old Friends

[TurkwithStyle]

"..." Kratos just rolled his eyes and began to walk off, "Well, I'm not asking for your help. I want some answers whether you care or not." He brushed some dirt off his clothes, "I thank you for the hospitality Yuan, I've rested by quite a bit. I almost feel like a new man now."

[Sexy_Lemur_King]

"Pffft, good luck Mr. Stubborn Ass." Yuan said, turning around and making faces at Kratos from behind Botta. "Just don't come crying to me when you don't find anything. Hmph. No respect, no respect at all. Let you stay here and helped you when you were like dead and I don't get anything back. Gawsh, why do I even try anymore. Right Botta?" He shifted his position again and when he received no answer from Botta he looked at him questioningly. "Botta?"


Botta took a deep breath as he grimaced. "S-sir, could you please stop...moving around so much?"


"Oh?" Yuan asked. "You mean you want me to stop doing this?" He started to squirm and shifted his position often because he felt like being a real jerk.


As Yuan tormented Botta though he totally deserves it cause he's like so fugly a sleepyhead flew in and bumped into Kratos who was on his way out. "Nn?" The fake goddess rubbed her eyes and looked up at the human. She looked more adorable than usual, with bed hair, and a dazed look one gets after they had recently woken up. She yawned cutely and smiled. "Hello Kratos. Are you leaving already?"1.9.0.6

[TurkwithStyle]

*boing* Kratos smirked, "Looks like mini me decided to join the party~" "Yes, it seems that strange things are happening and I need to look into it further. Yuan decided not to help me, so there's no use in staying here." He gave Martel a hug, "So, I'll be seeing you later alright?"

[Sexy_Lemur_King]

"I see. Well good luck then. If there's anything I can do to assist you, you let me know alright? I'll do all that I can." She hugged the taller man back. Hugging Kratos was always different from hugging Yuan. Kratos was well built and more manly while her fiance was squishy and had some slight feminine curves. Martel giggled thinking about it.

She looked over Kratos' shoulder and blinked. "What's going on over there?" When the fake goddess finally took in the situation she said, "Damnit! Being replaced with fugly, am I that horrible of a lover? Who is that man and why is he all over my husband? And why is Yuan giggling like crazy? And why is that man all over my husband?"


"Oh Bloody Martel..." Yuan uttered as he stared wide-eyed at his fiance. Since his wife's arrival, Yuan had changed positions again and was now laying on the ground, his legs wrapped around Botta's waist. "This is not what it looks like... Err... he was seducing me? Yeah that's it."


"Oh I sure am going to be bloody after I'm through with you, Yuan." She huffed, clearly not amused. But she seemed to calm down a bit after the bluenette's excuse and focused her gaze on Botta. "He sure seems like the kind of person to do such a thing. Very fugly suspicious looking..."

Martel gave the man a very dark look. "Speak up you. You better have some explanation for all of this."

@fugyl@
"I...b-but...I" Botta was at a lost of words when he was suddenly accused. If anyone was the victim here, it was him but in the real world, all the fugly people get arrested and accused just because they're fugly and look like criminals whether they're victims or not.

[TurkwithStyle]

Kratos' palm met his forehead as he closed his eyes and sighed, "Martel, relax." He patted her shoulder. "Remember the man I was talking about that died? Botta?" He went on, "The man that your hubby's wrapped around is him. It's okay, they just like to play around. on 'the giant gamecube'." He turned around, "That's what I don't understand, dead people are rising from the grave."

[Sexy_Lemur_King]

"Oh...Botta." Martel let her head drop onto Kratos' shoulder. "Yuan's 'lover.' and he's so much fuglier than I could have ever imagined. What is wrong with you, Yuan, if you find that attractive." Well, it wouldn't do for her to get into a fit, it would make her look clingy and Yuan might not like that. So she raised her head up again and smiled at Botta sweetly. "A pleasure to meet you. Not really, I wish I never met you cause I can't unsee that fugly face of yours"


"It is nice to meet you too." Botta replied, as he tried to pry Yuan's legs off of him but wasn't succeeding. In fact, he just made things worse, the Renegade Leader's hold got stronger and the distance between the two men became even shorter than what it already was. "Lord Yuan." He said sternly.


"What~?" He asked, a smirk on his face. He was just having too much fun with this.


She decided to try her best to ignore them and turned her attention back to Kratos. "Yes, it is quite strange... I wonder if there are any others besides us. But maybe before you go look around the world, you should examine this place more closely. Because that's where you and I appeared, no? Maybe there's a clue here that could give you a lead."1.9.0.6

[TurkwithStyle]

"I've looked around here already. All I could find was rock, water, and a collection of buff men magazines under Mithos' tree. I wonder why but they were kinda sticky...Yuan's work I imagine." Kratos sighed, "Not much in sight, this place doesn't look all that special. Though I guess you're right." Kratos went back to examine the Yggdrasil Tree, "I believe the tree may have some property that links this world with the other...whichever world that may be."

[Sexy_Lemur_King]

"No, I apologize. That was my doing. A girl can only dream for a manly man. Especially if her fiance is a pussy." Martel decided to look around too but her search was in vain. "We should keep this place in mind for later. But maybe we were brought here of all places because of the mana level? It's higher here than anywhere else... In fact, this whole world, it seems to be dangerously lacking mana except for here. I felt the change as soon as Yuan and I left the area."


Eventually Yuan detached himself from his sidekick and got up much to a dismayed yet relieved Botta. "Leaving people hot and bothered, my specialty. Well of course everywhere else has a lack of mana. We're not even in the same world anymore, after all."


"Don't you mean, you're the one that's always getting left hot and bothered so you have to do the same to Botta to get some sort of revenge? What do you mean we're on another world? Explain." It seemed like the bluenette actually knew more about the whole situation than he had let on. She just wondered why he hadn't said anything about it until now.


Yuan crawled into the corner and cried "the truth hurts." Yuan looked up to the sky, stretching. "What I mean is that this place is on a different world." He said, completely ignoring her demand for an explanation. It was too much of a mouthful, but from his experience with the popsicle monsters, he was certain that they weren't on the same planet they came from anymore.1.9.0.8

[TurkwithStyle]

Kratos proceeded to point and laugh at Yuan crying in the corner "HAHA, pussy." "Now wait a second...you knew this and didn't tell me before walking off?" Kratos raised and eyebrow, "What the hell Yuan? Were you that happy to see Botta that it slipped your mind?" Kratos put his hand to his mouth and resumed a thinking position, "Hm, so if we're on another planet, what exactly is this planet? And why are you and the tree here?"

[Sexy_Lemur_King]

"Pffffft, PSYCHE! Who would be happy to see fugly? No need for such vulgarity, Kratos (look who's talking -shot-)." Yuan scolded in a mocking tone. "I just wanted everyone to stay awhile before you guys jump and rush into an unknown area and run into problems. Like I did." He finally admitted before sitting down on the soft grass. "I suggest you guys sit too, it's a long story and even I don't get all of it.


"But sir, that's now what you said that last time when I gave you a blowjob" Botta scooted over next to Yuan. "Hooray! Story time!" "Sir, I would very much like to hear all about it."


"Damn straight you would. And don't forget to pity and comfort me after I finish, cause this is one really sad story. just like the rest of my life"


Martel walked towards Yuan and said an 'excuse me' to Botta before proceeding to take his spot next to the former renegade leader. "Okay, I'm ready."


Yuan looked up at Kratos and beckoned him to sit next to him on his other side so that he could begin telling his tale of misadventures. 1.9.0.8

[TurkwithStyle]

"Okay, but the minute things start getting gay or furry I'm out of here. I can't stand those stories of yours..." "I'm fine standing, go on." Kratos stood there interested in the story. The man was obviously both shocked and intrigued at the sheer thought of the world he previously knew was now part of another mysterious one.

[Sexy_Lemur_King]

"Says the one who fapped to said stories like a hormonal teenaged boy Kratos..." Yuan said impatiently, patting the ground next to him with more vigor. "Sit. Now." Any other day, the former renegade leader might not have been so demanding of the human, but today was special. It was the first time he felt he really had a hold on Kratos and everyone around him considering that he had the information that they desperately yearned for.


Botta simply shook his head silently. Yuan would always be Yuan... (except we can't really count his Dawn of the New World appearance, seriously, WTF was that? -shot-)


The woman glanced up at Kratos expectantly. There would be no point with arguing with the childish bluenette now. If they wanted to know what was going on, things were going to have to go his way for once.1.9.0.8

[TurkwithStyle]

"I think you're confusing me for Rodyle Yuan, he fapped to anything you said." Kratos saighed, "Whatever. Just get on with it." He stubbornly plopped down from where he was standing, sharply. "What is this world and how does it work?"

[Sexy_Lemur_King]

"Now I think you're confusing me for fugly... 'Cause he's the only one who Rodyle would fap to.Yuan tried to scoot closer to Kratos without getting noticed, but ultimately failed because everyone's attention was focused on him. He coughed before beginning his story. He explained how he appeared in this world due to a malfunction with his rheiard that made him land in a strange forest. He talked about the popsicle monsters, and the one that sonic thrusted him in the ass just like good ol' Kratos does with its stinger. He continued on with the rest of the story.

"It's pretty much unclear exactly why, but apparently people and locations from all different sorts of worlds are being dumped into this one. That's all the information that I have."


Martel tried not to show how disappointed she was when Yuan decided to scoot towards Kratos, and away from her. She soon let it go when she listened to Yuan's tale. She would've sworn that he was on crack if he told that story under any other circumstances, but today she felt it in her gut that he was being genuine. "I just have one question though, just why is everyone getting dumped into this world? What do you think it could mean?"


"I'm not sure..." He replied honestly. "I told you all that I know, take the information and use it as you will. However," He looked directly at Kratos, "don't make any brash decisions and go off on your own. I honestly don't know who or what might be out there and so far this seems to be the safest place to be."


"Yeah, I think you're mistaken Kratos. Rodyle only faps to me or the thought of his engorged mana cannon"

[TurkwithStyle]

"Ah, I guess I was mistaken then. Though of course Yuan would know who Rodyle faps to, having his eye on him 24-7" "Hm...I see." Kratos shifted his head toward the exit, "Well, it can't be too bad out there. I mean, we survived a war and nearly a thousand years." He smiled back at Yuan, "This is me, I can handle myself. We won't be able to find out what's out there if we just sit around doing the same old same old. It'll eventually grow tiresome."