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Post by Vize Viper on May 7, 2008 20:10:42 GMT -5
Smash City, the most peaceful (usually) location in all of This World... And today was no exception. The sun was shining, birds (although you never SAW any) were singing, and a lone, green-clad plumber walking along the sidewalk, whistling happily to himself. Luigi was is a good mood today, because he knew he wasn't gonna be having to fight anyone, or do ANYTHING scary, especially anything involving... ghosts. Mario could have his Brawl, but Luigi was happy just enjoying nice days like this, and taking a walk. He was SUPPOSED to be buying groceries, but that could wait.
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Post by SHM 128 III on May 7, 2008 20:22:14 GMT -5
Luigi may have been enjoying himself for now, but things would not remain that way for long... For right below, in the sewers beneath Smash City, something was sturring. Multiple somethings, in fact. ... And they were now trying to escape to the surface, pushing a manhole cover off a sewer entrance that just happened to be right in front of the green-clad plumber.
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Post by Vize Viper on May 7, 2008 20:29:45 GMT -5
Luigi didn't notice the manhole cover moving for a moment, but once he did he FROZE, and stared at it, before jumping back and bringing his hands up in front of himself, as if to ward off whatever may be hiding under the metal cover. "Why couldn't today have been a NORMAL day??" Luigi lamented to himself, his eyes fixed on the sewer entrance.
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Post by SHM 128 III on May 7, 2008 21:01:28 GMT -5
Luigi wouldn't get a chance to answer his own question, as the manhole cover suddenly flipped open, revealing... ... Three small, bunny-like creatures. They pulled themselves out of the sewer and took in their surroundings. They were a bit on the ugly side, what with their disproportioned bodies and oddly positioned eyes, but as they observed the cityscape, muttering amongst themselves in incoherent giberish, they still managed to look cute... a little.
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Post by Vize Viper on May 7, 2008 23:52:03 GMT -5
The plumber blinked at these strange creatures in front of him, his hands still up in front of him. He'd never seen ANYTHING like these before... They looked almost like rabbits... freaky mutated ones. Fun.
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Post by SHM 128 III on May 8, 2008 5:41:50 GMT -5
The bunnies continued looking around, until all three of them suddenly looked at Luigi. There was a long pause as the creatures looked at Luigi, then at each other, then at Luigi again, then at each other again. "... ... ..." "DAAAAAHHHHH!!!"Without warning, the bunnies each pulled out a "weapon": a plunger, a fly swatter, and a sausage link. With little to no provocation from the man in green, all three of them pounced on him at the same time with their clobbering object of choice. [dice=6] - Plunger [dice=6] - Fly Swatter [dice=6] - ... Weiner?[rand=9616772111909025696750812843210365028210613936620425833102140164]
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Post by Vize Viper on May 8, 2008 17:08:27 GMT -5
[dice=6][dice=6][dice=6] And the next thing Luigi knew, he had a plunger on his face! Fortunately it didn't seem to be a USED one. Thankfully for him, this also caused him to stumble back, avoiding the fly swatter as he pulled the plunger off, and got face-full of sausage link. "DAH! WHAT'D I DO TO YOU!" Luigi cried as he stumbled back further from the psychotic creatures. Without thinking about it, Luigi began gathering electricity in his palm, staring at the rabbit-things.[rand=75034154953186335938173857832216100007553989883376685639840827854]
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Post by SHM 128 III on May 8, 2008 21:07:35 GMT -5
But the bunnies were relentless. Once again, they assulted Luigi with their weapons... Or at least, they tried to. However, since Luigi managed remove the plunger from the picture, one of the creatures was now unarmed... So he picked up the wiener-wielding rabbit and, despite his bretheren's screams of protest, tossed him at Luigi instead. [dice=6] - Flyswatter (again) [dice=6] - "Furry" Projectile[rand=93235986188326587914676089280446933031547300439407059162224057214]
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Post by Vize Viper on May 8, 2008 21:16:12 GMT -5
[dice=6][dice=6] Luigi unfortunately got swatted by the swatter-wielding Rabbid, ant clutched his nose with his NON-electrified hand as he stumbled out of the path of the Rabbid Projectile. "Ok, that's it! I DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU GUYS AND YOU ATTACK ME! YOU'RE AS BAD AS PRIMIDS!" Luigi was REALLY peeved now, as he spun around, and brought up his ThunderPalm... and fired a ball of electricity at the flyswatter wielding Rabbid. [dice=8][rand=696239611906170880040602618312054701400671297485538725239721528]
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Post by SHM 128 III on May 9, 2008 16:17:24 GMT -5
[dice=6] The end result: One fried bunny. After being electrocuted, the animal, now covered in soot, just stood there for a moment before falling over and passing out. However, at the same time, the rabbit with the sausage recovered from being thrown and took another swing at Luigi. [dice=6] Meanwhile, the remaining creature, pulled out a crudely assembled walkie talkie and began screaming gibberish into it. There was some sort of response on the other end, followed by the sound of footsteps comming from the manhole... a lot of footsteps...[rand=2974333272308735656119496385860672889808276137138540240652917358904]
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Post by Vize Viper on May 9, 2008 21:55:38 GMT -5
[dice=6] And once more, Luigi was sausaged. This was getting irritating... and a little disturbing. Of course, the sound of many footsteps was NOT helping his nerves any. "Mama mia... WHAT NOW!?"[rand=745598961380743245050549699239184893830101995071316299288623288732]
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Post by Mage on May 9, 2008 22:30:42 GMT -5
Close to the Italian Plumber, a young girl named Mist was walking down the street looking at a list. The girl had decided to go grocery shopping for afew things for the Greil Mercenaries, Smash City was the closest place to shop. With a smile on her face she looked around till she found Luigi and the mutated rabbits. "What in the world..."
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Post by SHM 128 III on May 10, 2008 0:03:10 GMT -5
The sausage-bunny paused and looked at Mist. There was a newcommer. And she was female. Immediately forgetting about Luigi, the rabbit ran towards the girl and began beating on her with the sausage, all the time trying to sneek a peak up her dress. [dice=6] Meanwhile, the footsteps in the sewer were getting louder and louder, until... "DAAAAAHHHHH!!!" With a (sort of) bloodcurtling scream, five more of the deranged rodents suddely stuck their heads out of the manhole. Glaring at Luigi (and oogling at Mist), they all took a dramatic leap out of the manhole at the same time... ... And got stuck. "Dah?..." The group of bunnies just looked at each other as they wiggled their little bodies, helplessly trying to free themselves.[rand=5886970961414794799758755065309190888148952080262781929982288235]
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Post by Vize Viper on May 10, 2008 17:49:29 GMT -5
Luigi's eyes widened as he saw five more of the rabbit-things pop out of the manhole... mostly. Oh, hey. They were stuck! "And me without a hammer." Luigi smirked a tiny bit, until he saw the other Rabbid attacking some girl that'd shown up. She didn't look familiar, but that wasn't important. One at a time these things weren't so bad! "YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Luigi charged at the Rabbid, then as he reached it, started punching wildly, still moving forward. [dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][rand=74300655326496753464580082803661043275417791883046337101812305049]
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Post by Mage on May 10, 2008 22:48:06 GMT -5
[dice=6] Mist had no idea what was going on, she suddenly found herself stumbling backwards from the crazy rabbit dodging his odd weapon of choice, and pushing him away from her skirt. "Hey quit that!" She reached for a sword hand behind her and puleld out a blade with magic runes on it. "I didn't want to hurt you, but you forced me!" She slashed at the Rabbid quickly. [dice=6][rand=66629734468662920206628473614907194049393565501738849000035026537]
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