Post by eldrake on Feb 15, 2009 12:41:49 GMT -5
"YOU ARE A DISGRACE, WALKING DISGRACE, WALKING DISGRACE OF VOMIT! YOU HAVE DISHONORED EVERYONE YOU HAD EVER KNOWN. FAMILY, FRIENDS, PETS, INTERNET PALS, EVERYONE! YOU ARE A SCARED LITTLE COWARDLY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BODY THAT IS AFRAID THAT HE WILL FOREVER HAVE A WRITER'S BLOCK!"
Hold-Hold-Hold on a sec-
"YOU CAN'T WRITE A ONE HUNDREDE PERCENT PERFECT BLOG POST IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! YOU ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE COUNTRY! YOU ARE WALKING VOMIT. YOU ARE A PATHETIC, PALE, SPINELESS, SCUM SUCKING MAGGOT THAT ORIGINATES FROM A GREEN MUTATED MAGGOT EGG LAID BY A BLOODY VULTURE!"
That didn't even make sen-
"YOU ARE A SLIME, BUT YOU CAN CHANGE IT! GO TO HELL AND BACK! LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES! SHOW PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE MAGGOT SLIMES COMPARED TO YOU! DON'T BE A SISSY! BE A MAN! AND PREPARE TO WRITE WHATEVER YOU NEED TO WRITE! PREPARE TO RETURN TO THAT PLACE!"
BUT-
"SHUT UP MAGGOT! IF YOU GET HIT BY A CRIT ROCKET, YOU DON'T GET ENRAGED AND LEAVE THE GAME FOREVER! NO, YOU REFLECT THE d**n CRIT ROCKET BACK AT THE SOLDIER THAT SHOT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! SIMILARLY, YOU DON'T QUIT IF A WRITER'S BLOCK ATTACKED YOU WITH A AMBUSH! INSTEAD, YOU TRY DESTROYING THE VOMIT-INDUCING MAGGOT THAT CLAIMS TO BE A "WRITER'S BLOCK!"
I know but-
"YOU ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY A MAN AND A MAGGOT! MAN BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT! MAGGOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T! YOU MIGHT BE A WALKING PILE OF DISHONORING VOMIT, BUT YOU CAN INSTEAD BE A WALKING PILE OF REGULAR VOMIT! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS BY BEING A MAN! DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. THAT!?!?"
But-I don't think they will enjoy seeing me-
"If you won't return to them, then I will make you! CRITROCKET."
Wait, WHAT ARE YOU-
*Scene changes to a graveyard*
-Critical Hit-
"PAWNCH!!!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *THUD*
...and so I was forced into returning here.
Well, what now? I am now busy in, like, seven forums, and is even writing for a semi-popular blog! Well... maybe I am going to change some things with the characters I am using, improve on them a bit...
...
MEDIC!8
Hold-Hold-Hold on a sec-
"YOU CAN'T WRITE A ONE HUNDREDE PERCENT PERFECT BLOG POST IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! YOU ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE COUNTRY! YOU ARE WALKING VOMIT. YOU ARE A PATHETIC, PALE, SPINELESS, SCUM SUCKING MAGGOT THAT ORIGINATES FROM A GREEN MUTATED MAGGOT EGG LAID BY A BLOODY VULTURE!"
That didn't even make sen-
"YOU ARE A SLIME, BUT YOU CAN CHANGE IT! GO TO HELL AND BACK! LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES! SHOW PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE MAGGOT SLIMES COMPARED TO YOU! DON'T BE A SISSY! BE A MAN! AND PREPARE TO WRITE WHATEVER YOU NEED TO WRITE! PREPARE TO RETURN TO THAT PLACE!"
BUT-
"SHUT UP MAGGOT! IF YOU GET HIT BY A CRIT ROCKET, YOU DON'T GET ENRAGED AND LEAVE THE GAME FOREVER! NO, YOU REFLECT THE d**n CRIT ROCKET BACK AT THE SOLDIER THAT SHOT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! SIMILARLY, YOU DON'T QUIT IF A WRITER'S BLOCK ATTACKED YOU WITH A AMBUSH! INSTEAD, YOU TRY DESTROYING THE VOMIT-INDUCING MAGGOT THAT CLAIMS TO BE A "WRITER'S BLOCK!"
I know but-
"YOU ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY A MAN AND A MAGGOT! MAN BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT! MAGGOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T! YOU MIGHT BE A WALKING PILE OF DISHONORING VOMIT, BUT YOU CAN INSTEAD BE A WALKING PILE OF REGULAR VOMIT! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS BY BEING A MAN! DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. THAT!?!?"
But-I don't think they will enjoy seeing me-
"If you won't return to them, then I will make you! CRITROCKET."
Wait, WHAT ARE YOU-
*Scene changes to a graveyard*
-Critical Hit-
"PAWNCH!!!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *THUD*
...and so I was forced into returning here.
Well, what now? I am now busy in, like, seven forums, and is even writing for a semi-popular blog! Well... maybe I am going to change some things with the characters I am using, improve on them a bit...
...
MEDIC!8
