The "You Has" Google Game

[xenomina]

The name of this amusing game is very simple.

1) Go to google.
2) Type in "(your name) has" and search
3) See what comes up and post some here!

It must be results that say (name) has (blah blah blah).

FOR EXAMPLE, here's some that I got:

Kat has a pole shoved up her ass.
Kat has "undeniable keyboard swaggar"
Kat has a visitor.
Kat has a new photo blog! (not really)
Kat has me purrin'. (meow )

And here are some examples I found with XE HAS:

Xe has a new contract in Iraq.
Xe has zero ozone-depletion potential
Xe has again been asked for extension of range hours.
Xe has useful applications as a radioisotope...
Xe has the same dimensions for components as previous models....
Xe has had a lot of bad publicity in the news

Now you try! Post what you have here and discuss!

[Luhood]

I wonder though... must the phrase be in the title of the search, or just anywhere in the text? Also, must the sentence begin with "(Name) has", or could it begin with something else before the phrase?

Anyhow, I searched my name-phrase, namely "Ludwig has", and here is some of what I found:

Ludwig Has Left the Building (^^)
Ludwig has invited you to the event "CASHFLOW 101 Personal Finance Workshop
Ludwig makes name for herself in softball. *Amused*
Ludwig has theories about the wildlife in the Magic Kingdom.
Ludwig has not been a popular German name in modern times.
Ludwig has 168 friends.
Ludwig has fewer degrees-of-freedom than many other humanoid robots...
Ludwig has verve, a sound grasp of plot mechanics and a rare ability to couple high art with low comedy.
Ludwig has hit it out of the park, or theatre rather, again!
Ludwig has often been dismissed as "mad"...
Ludwig has had an enormous influence.
Ludwig has over 1500 answers.
Ludwig has the power to command the attention of whole British public whenever he arrives.
Ludwig has the power to be wrong, change his mind, and be even more wrong than before.
Ludwig has the ability to make economists think he's a deity.
Ludwig has the power to channel Xeno's socks.
Ludwig has a problem and only some glue will fix it.
Ludwig has the gifts to launch beyond the predictable.
Ludwig has again received sharply defined features.
Ludwig has always been that kind of a player.
Ludwig has strong attachments to his past...

[Harry]

Harry Has:
Harry has seen G.I. JOE
Harry has just seen HARRY POTTER & THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE (i swear thats what it said.)BTW i didn't see Harry Potter or GI joe
Harry Has 100% Top Critics ^.^
Why Harry has the world at his feet once more...
(I wonder who i'm being compared to..)

Harrison Has:
Harrison has a new campaign manager
Agent Harrison has new mission: Horse Racing - Telegraph
Harrison (has a NEW SONG! but still says GOODBYE
HARRISON HAS HEARD IT ALL

End.

[Kirby]

Oh, this sounds fun!
lets see for "Ricky has.." I got this.

Ricky has labor Pains. (Dude....... really?)
Ricky has A new collage video
Ricky has became somebody else
Ricky has a Pool Party After Getting It In The Ring Saturday Night
Ricky has a story
Ricky has a date in Altrincham Box
Ricky has a heart murmour
Ricky has left
Ricky has a big ego
Ricky has Officially Come Out The Closet Movie and TV Spot. (WHAT!)
Ricky has twelve year old daughter. (WOW! Didn't see that coming! she's 2 years younger then me!)
Ricky has spent the night at Ted's. (Who's Ted?)
Ricky had sex (no wonder i have a daughter!)
Ricky has held clinics in universities and music stores throughout the United States. (Yep, just shows how great I am!)