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Post by TurkwithStyle on Jul 29, 2010 1:48:25 GMT -5
Jon jizzes in your eye.
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Post by kneelbeforezod on Jul 29, 2010 1:53:02 GMT -5
[dice=6] Showing you naked grandma porn[rand=5090447653384916176619876049465629860161528981024074242476804987]
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Jul 29, 2010 1:56:38 GMT -5
"ZOMG!!!!!!!!"
Jon sucked the jizz back into himself so it wouldn't look like he's hot for grandmas and decided to turn into superman, fly up into the air and charge up his lazer beam. "SHOOPADAWHOOOOOP"
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Post by kneelbeforezod on Jul 29, 2010 2:00:24 GMT -5
Drinks your milkshake! Drinks it up!
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Jul 29, 2010 2:11:18 GMT -5
Jon looked at Chris in horror. "What the badger balls!?" he felt he needed help from an item, so he did the rain dance and hoped it'd pour items instead of water.
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Jon got a party ball. It rained a capsule, some food items, a Bob-omb, and a Poisonous Mushroom. Jon cackled evilly as he stuffed his face with tasty snacks. He realized he didn't take any damage, and got pissed and threw a bob-omb at Chris.
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Post by kneelbeforezod on Jul 29, 2010 2:18:15 GMT -5
Attempts a dodge...
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"JESUS NO!"
Gets blown to smithereens, his teeth riving into his brain and severing his spinal cord just as his bowels give way and his arms fly up, smacking down wetly on either side of Jon, followed by a pool of red blood, and freshly emptied intestine. SPLAT!
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