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Post by SHM 128 III on Jul 4, 2008 22:14:27 GMT -5
 Snake: "... Am I fighting a puppet?" Mei Ling: "That's Geno, Snake. He was a star spirit who came down to earth and possessed a child's toy to help Mario mend the Star Road." Snake: "A child's toy? Must be a pushover, then." Mei Ling: "Don't be so sure, Snake. He comes equiped with all sorts of weapons, such as lasers and bombs. You have to be strong if you're going to go into the unknown on an important mission." Snake: "Yeah... I would know..."  Snake: "Say, isn't he that 'Do a barrel roll!' guy?" Colonel: "That's Peppy Hare. He is the oldest member of the Star Fox team. He worked with Fox's father, James, before comming a father-figure to Fox once his dad died. He has taught Fox everything he knows." Snake: "Still, he's pretty old... What's he doing on the battlefield?" Colonel: "Hey! Respect your elders, Snake! You'll be one too, someday!" Snake: "Ugh... Don't remind me..." @rouge@ Mei Ling: "Snake, be careful of that bat." Snake: "Why? She doesn't look like much." Mei Ling: "Rouge the Bat is a part-time thief, part-time government spy. She attacks with her powerful legs and can fly around using her wings. Also... Um..." Snake: "What is it, Mei Ling?" Mei Ling: "It says here that her chest has the ability to hypnotize people... But that doesn't make any sense, right, Snake?" Snake: "... Ooo..." Mei Ling: "Snake, are you even listening to me? Snake! SNAAAAAKE!!!" |
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Post by eldrake on Jul 6, 2008 2:37:07 GMT -5
 Snake: "Snake here." Falco: "Yo, long time no see, eh?" Snake: "WHA!?... *Sigh* Not again..." Falco: "Hey, you want some help or not, Snake?" Snake: "... ... ..." Falco: "Slippy has a blaster, just like the rest of us. However, he uses a cloaking device instead of a reflector, and he likes to toss grenades around, like you do. He's a bit of a nerd, though, so try to just get up to him and pummel him if you can." Snake: "Thanks... Say, why are you even helping me beat one of your allies, anyway?" Falco: "It's a little thing called 'payback.' You probably know why..." Snake: "Ah, of course." I wanna see what Falco says when Snake gets KO'ed in the middle of the Codec Message. |
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Post by AnT on Jul 6, 2008 20:31:34 GMT -5
(God I hope I done a good job with this)  Snake: Colonel, who's this muscled guy with the...weird stringy head? Colonel: I believe you're fighting Earthworm Jim, Snake. He's a mutated earthworm, an intergalactic hero. Snake: An...earthworm? You mean that's not his body? Colonel: No, that's his "U-H-T-I-S-S-C-S" suit, short for us as "Ultra-high-tech-indestructible-super-space-cyber-suit" . It was created for an evil alien monarch but it fell to earth when a band of rebels tried to confiscate the suit. The suit fell on the earthworm, right on his ring collar, but its powerful atomic particles and caused him to grow and evolve at a fantastic rate. I'd be careful if I were you. That suit gives him superior super strength and he's armed with a blaster that has the same charge as a Black Hole. Snake: ...that alone doesn't sound like the kind of weapon to be carrying around. He doesn't even look smart enough to handle it properly. Colonel: Don't let his looks fool you, Snake. You should know that in Brawl, even the cuddliest can be deadly. Snake: Agh, don't remind me.  Snake: Mei Ling, who's the woman in the bee outfit? Mei Ling: That's the princess of the planet of Insectika, Princess What's-Her-Name. Snake: ......you telling me you don't have her name? Mei Ling: No, really...that is her name. Snake: .....interesting looking woman for such a ...bizarre name. Mei Ling: Uh, yeah...well, people would say different where she's from. Her planet's standards of beauty are opposite from ours. While her sister, the Queen, is ugly beyond belief here, she beautiful on her planet while the Princess is ugly to them, which was why they never gave her a name. So sad... Snake: So much for family values. Anything else? Mei Ling: Well...it says here, like Earthworm Jim, the princess is a jinx for....falling cows. Snake: ......are you sure you're reading that right? Mei Ling: That's what it said, but I don't get how-GAAAAH!!!! Snake: MEI LING!!! Are you alright?....Mei Ling? Mei???...MEEEEEEEIIIII!!!!" Cow: Mooooooo! |
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Post by AnT on Jul 8, 2008 17:09:08 GMT -5
 Snake: Otacon, there's a girl in a battle mech. Who is she? Otacon: Oh, I think that's....*ktrrzzzzzz* Snake: Otacon! Come in! I just lost you!...Otacon!! Servbot: Don't worry! We just jammed his transmission. Snake: What the?? How did you get through this frequency? What are you, some kind of Lego? Servbot: We're Servbots of Miss Tron. I'm sorry, but we can't let you try anything mean to Miss Tron like this. Snake: .....I just want to know what she can do. Servbot: Oooohhh, that doesn't seem mean then. Okay! Miss Tron rides on the Mini-Gustaff, which is equipped with gatling guns, and a cannon that fire us Servbots. We go to help Miss Tron, beat up the bad guys. Snake: Oh, get me out numbered, huh? Well...I sure do like those odds. Servbot: And Miss Tron calls on our satellite which fires- Tron: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??? YOU'RE GIVING OUT TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! Servbot: Eeee! Sorry Miss Tron! Tron: And YOU...just...mind your own business! Got it? Snake: Hmph! By the way...why Legos? Tron:.......what's a Lego? Snake: Mei Ling, who's the woman in the bee outfit? Mei Ling: That's the princess of the planet of Insectika, Princess What's-Her-Name. Snake: ......you telling me you don't have her name? Mei Ling: No, really...that is her name. Snake: .....interesting looking woman for such- GAAAHH *bolted out of the field* Cow: Moo? Moooo moo? Moo? Moo?....MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Snake: Otacon, there's a girl in a battle mech. Who is she? Otacon: Oh, I think that's....*ktrrzzzzzz* Snake: Otacon! Come in! I just lost you!...Otacon!! Servbot: Don't worry! We just jammed his transmission. Snake: What the?? How did you get through- GAAAHH *knocked out of the field* Servbot: Snake!! What happened! Are you okay? Snake? Snake??...SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!! |
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Post by Mage on Aug 20, 2008 18:36:13 GMT -5
 Snake: Colonel, theres this kid here with red eyes and hair shaped like rabbit ears. Colonel: Oh, you must mean Laharl. Laharl is the son of the late king of the Netherworld Krujestkoiv, he assumed his throne as Demon Overlord of the netherworld. Snake: I don't believe that, demons of all things? And even if they did exist, wouldn't they be a lot more intimidating then this bunny eared kid? Colonel: Snake. Do not let your guard down around him, he may look like a child, but hes over 1000 years old! And on top of that, hes a master swordsman and can use demon magic to break his enemies apart. Snake:...Its incredibly hard to believe that when he hardly reaches my waist in size. Colonel: Just be careful, you of all people should know what its like to be taken off guard. Snake: What was that? Colonel: Uhh, nothing...but if your looking for weak points, I suppose you could partner yourself up with Samus. Snake: Why? Colonel: I heard he has a severe phobia of beautiful women. Snake: Heh, if thats the case all I need is that book from my last mission. |
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Post by Mage on Aug 20, 2008 19:01:55 GMT -5
 Mei Ling: Snake have you ever heard the saying: "A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark"? Snake: Nope, can't say I have. Mei Ling: It means what it says, everyone's lives are like a book in which people can write they're part in. If thats the case, this young man has quite a large novel to carry. Snake: Oh? Mei Ling: His name is Lloyd Irving, he is the hero who reunited the two separate worlds of Tethealla and Sylvarant. Throughout his journey, hes suffered many hardships, betrayals, and even conflicted his emotions with those around him. But in the end, hes pushed on through to save the worlds despite how much people hated him and called him a fool. Snake: ...sounds familiar alright. Mei Ling: In combat, Lloyd wields two swords. But unlike normal swordsmen, he uses an Exsphere. Snake: Exsphere? Mei Ling: Its a magical object that boosts all of his abilities by 10 fold, making him more powerful then the average human. And thats not the worst part. Snake: What? Mei Ling: The longer he fights and uses his skills, the stronger he gets. Its amazing really, he fights well under pressure. Snake: Huh, then in that case, I need to end the battle quick before he gets a chance to gain power. Mei Ling: Be careful Snake, once your caught in his sword combos it'll be hard to escape. |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Aug 20, 2008 19:50:38 GMT -5
@saria@ Mei Ling: "Snake, there's an old Chinese Proverb..." Snake: "Now there's a surprise." Mei Ling: " You think you lost your horse? Who knows, he may bring a whole herd back to you someday. Saria was a childhood friend of Link when he had to leave on his quest. She waited for him to return for seven years, as she was unable to leave the forest where she lived. When he did, not only were they able to finally reunite, but he helped her join forces with the other six sages in order to stop Ganondorf." Snake: " Seven years? At that point, I'd just give up and look for someone else to date." Mei Ling: "Ugh... Snake..."  Snake: "Who's this kid?" Otacon: "That's Mist, Snake. She's Ike's little sister." Snake: "He has a sister!?" Otacon: "Yes! He does! Mist uses a combination of swordplay skills and magic, making her just as good on the battlefield as her brother. Snake: "Hmm... Not very often that you see siblings fight side-by-side." Otacon: "... ... ..." Snake: "... What?" Otacon: "You know what..." |
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Post by Mage on Aug 21, 2008 2:53:41 GMT -5
 Otacon: Snake, watch out! Snake: What in the...whats with this guy, hes got enough armor to be a tank. Otacon: That is the Black Knight. Snake: I guess the armor screamed out that name, yeah... Otacon: He was once the apprentice of Greil, master swordman and Ike's father. But eventually, the Black Knight grew strong enough to surpass even him. Snake: Huh, sounds like that sci-fi flick, Star Fore or something... Otacon: Star Wars. But Snake, take this man seriously. He uses the holy sword Alondite, it has the power to rival Ike's Ragnell. The Black Knight can rip you apart with that blade and its massive sword waves. Hes also the user of the rare item, Warp Powder. Snake: Whoa, looks like this fight'll be a tough one... Otacon: And his identity is a big surprise too. Snake: Really? Who is he? Otacon: The Black Knight's true identity is...AHHH! *russling noises, and pant wetting sounds* Snake: Otacon, whats going on?! Otacon? Otacon?! OTACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! |
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Post by Captain_Mario on Aug 21, 2008 21:46:37 GMT -5
 Snake: ...You've GOTTA be kidding me. Colonel: That's Pac-Man, Snake. Pac-Man was the very first video game character in existence, first appearing on May 22, 1980. Pac-Man is the most legendary virtual icon in The United States, even surpassing Super Mario. Snake. I know that, but...the Pac-Man I remember was just a limbless ball that ate ghosts! How could he...? Colonel: We have the Pac-Man World series to thank for that. First starting on his 20th anniversary, the Pac-Man World games gaves Pac-Man some new abilities, which he retains here. He can fire a Pac-Dot from his palm, Roll at high speeds, bounce powerfully on his backside, and perform a flip kick. Snake: Ah...good. No eating, then. Colonel: Don't be so sure. If Namco's yellow fella gets his hands on a Smash Ball, he'll summon a Power Pellet. You can imagine what happens next... Snake: Alright...  Snake: This Mephiles guy is so creepy...Otacon! What is he? Otacon: That's--... Snake: ...Otacon? Otacon: Something's wrong. I-I don't have any info at all on this "Mephiles" character! Snake: --?! What?! How?! Otacon: I'm sorry, Snake...this thing's a mystery wrapped in an enigma. But...from watching him fight, I can tell you this. Mephiles can float through the air, fire a cannon of raw energy, multiply, and...apparently, he can manipulate time to some degree! Snake: He looks kinda like Sonic... Otacon: Sorry, Snake, that's a no-go. I asked Sonic, and he doesn't know him at all! He looked familiar to him, though...watch yourself, Snake. I got a bad feeling... Snake: Got it! |
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Post by eldrake on Aug 29, 2008 8:50:23 GMT -5
My attempt at a Codec. Because I had never played the Metal Gear games, it will be tough for me to do a good one.  Snake: Is it just me, or is that creepy thing's head really floating? Colonel: It isn't you. It's Trace, a Kriken from the Kriken Empire. Snake: Kriken? Sounds more like Cricket. Colonel: The Kriken Empire had conquered many planets, and is still continuing conquering planets. Young Krikens are sent on a exile to find a planet suitable for the Empire. Trace had been a exile for about a year, and had even fought Samus in the same year. Snake: Maybe he's exiled because the others thought he looked creepy? Colonel: Trace and Samus, along with other five Bounty Hunters, had gotten the message about a Ultimate Power in the Alimbic Cluster. However, a being called Gorea absorbed the weapons of Trace and the five hunters, knocked them out, and fought Samus. Gorea was defeated, and the six hunters escaped. Snake: Well, if that Cricket was easily defeated by this so-called Gorea, then I suppose some grenades can take him out. Colonel: Don't underestimate him Snake. He is a skilled Sniper, especially with the deadly Imperalist. Hit him before he hits you! |
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Post by Captain_Mario on Aug 29, 2008 23:15:48 GMT -5
 Snake: Hey...I know that guy! Mei Ling: That's Waluigi, Snake. He's Wario's partner in crime. Snake: Yeah...yeah, he was an Assist before, wasn't he? Mei Ling: He -was- anyway. After the Tabuu incident, the Assists were made independent by the Master Hand, Waluigi included. Snake: From what I remember, those lanky limbs of his are pretty strong...especially his legs. Where'd his tennis racket go? Mei Ling: Oh that? He got rid of that. Now he has Bob-Ombs and Piranha Plants. Combine that with his ruthlessness and athletic ability, and you've got a strong fighter, here. Snake: I'll keep it in mind...  Otacon: What in the--?! It's Dr. Robotnik?! How'd he get here?! Snake: Robot-what? I thought it was Eggman...? Otacon: Oh, no--that's a moniker he took up when he took his world domination plan public. Anyways, Dr. Robotnik is classified as a "Power Type" in Sonic's world, and he's brought a few devices to aid him, such as his jet pack and Egg Pawns. Snake: Geez, what's WITH this guy? He looks like he's in his 60's, but he's bounding about the stage like it's nothing...his voice has a lot of youth, too. Otacon: He most likely remains fit due to his exposure to chaos energy many times. I wonder if you'll be as spry in your old age, Snake? Snake: With any luck. |
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Sept 21, 2008 17:44:15 GMT -5
*snerk* after talking to Mage about the sneaking mission in Phantom Hourglass in the temple of the ocean king, we came up with a 'special' codec session.
Link: *hides in a box over a safe zone*
Link: *uses the crystal Tetra gave him in the windwaker* Ciela! What IS that!?
Ciela: Oh, Link, that's a Phantom! Watch out, they can take away time from your phantom hourglass!
Link: Oh, that shouldn't be too much of a problem. I could always slash him out >=D.
Ciela: Don't be so sure Link, they're virtually invincible and can't be destroyed unless you have the Phantom Sword.
Link: ah, well this could be a problem then...
Ciela: Yes, Link, be careful! And sneak your way through, no weapons.
Link: *sigh* Yeah, yeah okay.
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Post by Mage on Sept 29, 2008 11:01:23 GMT -5
 Snake: Colonel, there's a kid in red clothes here with a wrench. Cambell: Ah, you must mean the "wiz with the wrench" Snake: Huh? Cambell: His name is Andy, a commander of Orange Star military. Snake: Wait...they actually let a kid like this take command?! Cambell: Don't be so surprised, this child is actually a genius despite his personality. His equipment should be a dead give away. As a mechanic he fixes up his own weapons, such as modified hand grenades that have an ice element, a high powered blow torch, and a helicopter back pack for escape purposes. Snake:...Still can't believe they like a kid get promoted to commander, what is he like 10? Cambell: Why is that important? Snake: Well it must of taken you years to get to colonel position, I mean you look like you've been at it for a long time. Cambell: .... |
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