Codec Messages!

[SHM 128 III]

So, while chatting the other day on IM, the subject was brought up as to Snake's secret codec messages in Brawl (if you don't know what those are, look here). We began joking about possibly writing up codec conversations for all the "newcommers" we introduced into the RP. Eventually, I wound up writing one for Espio, who's currently being apped:

Snake: "Otacon! Who is that purple lizard?"
Otacon: "That's Espio, Snake. He's a ninja. You know, like Grey Fox."
Snake: "Heh... I can't imagine anything that's purple being very stealthy..."
Otacon: "Well, he's a chameleon, so he can blend into any enviornment. So much so, he may as well be invisible!"
Snake: "So? I can do that in my sneaking suit as well."
Otacon: "Try doing it naked. That's what he's doing."
Snake: "... ... ..."

... Needless to say, everyone loved it.

So, I decided to start this here thread, where I (and anyone who wants to, really) can post their own codec conversations for any of the characters who don't already have one. I'll write up a few more, but feel free to add your own!

[Leedzie]

MY LOVE XD YOU HAS IT.

[deebs]

DO MY CHARACTERS!!1one

[Mage]

Oh awesome Smee! I support this cause!

[SHM 128 III]

Snake: "Colonel! There's a hedgehog here, and he looks kinda like Sonic..."
Colonel: "Careful, Snake. That's Shadow the Hedgehog. He was created fifty years ago by Professor Gerald Robotnik to be the ultimate lifeform. He is as fast, possibly even faster, than Sonic, and can manipulate time and space using the Chaos Emeralds."
Snake: "Yeah, but he only goes that fast using those skate shoes of his... Isn't that cheating?"
Colonel: "Whatever it takes to be the champion, Snake. Shadow has no qualms using any means neccessary to achive his goals."
Snake: "Hmph... You'd think the government would eventually figure out that all these bioengenered weapons aren't such a good idea..."


Snake: "Hey, Otacon... Who's this vixen I'm fighting?"
Otacon: "Oh! That's Krystal. Her homeworld was destroyed a long time ago, so she went to Planet Saria to search for answers. It was there she met Fox McCloud and eventually joined as the newest member of the Star Fox team."
Snake: "She doesn't have the same blaster that those other guys do... Did they run out or something?"
Otacon: "No, she prefers to fight with her staff. Not only can she perform some devisating combos with it, but it's infused with magic, giving her many other attacks as well."
Snake: "Huh... Sounds like a pretty experienced fighter for a newbie."
Otacon: "Yeah... And she's pretty hot, too."
Snake: "... ... ..."
Otacon: "... F-For someone who isn't human, I mean."
Snake: "Riiiiight..."

[Mage]

*Snerk @ Krystal* Otacon simply said what was one every guys minds. XD

[AnT]

Please do Earthworm Jim and Tetra! Please? Pwetty Pweaaaase?

[Topaz Mutiny]

Do Geno please!

[Vize Viper]

At LEAST do Mega Man. XD

[Native One]

And Louie too, please! And can you do OC's?

[Stoney]

Jul 4, 2008 17:19:02 GMT -5 @Everyone In This Thread said:

DO MY CHARACTERS

Smee, you've opened up Pandora's Box, here. XD

[Luhood]

Smee, that was hilarious! Good job!

[eldrake]

YES! I were always hoping someone would do this for all the characters here! XD Atleast I think it is gonna happen...

I would love to see one with Trace.

"That red thing's head is floating!"

[Stoney]

Well, since Smee said that anyone can post their Codec messages here, have a few of mine.



SNAKE: Colonel, I’m being shot at by a guy in blue tights.
COLONEL: That’s Mega Man, Snake. He’s a Super Fighting Robot originally built as a lab assistant.
SNAKE: …Is he wearing his underwear on the outside?
COLONEL: Watch out for that gun of his. It shoots superheated plasma projectiles. If one hits you, you’ll get cooked.
SNAKE: Plasma, eh? He’s still got nothing on REX, though. I’ll be fine.

—CALL ENDED—

SNAKE: Uh, Otacon? I’m fighting Albert Einstein.
OTACON: What? That’s impossi—oh, I see. It’s Dr. Wily.
SNAKE: Doctor what?
OTACON: He’s a genius with robotics and helped Dr. Light to build Mega Man. But then he went crazy. He’s been trying to conquer the world for years now, but Mega Man has always stopped him.
SNAKE: What is it about science that drives people mad? You’re not going to go nuts on me, are you Otacon?
OTACON: Aheh, heh heh…hee hee hee…hahahahaha!
SNAKE: Otacon?!

—CALL ENDED—

SNAKE: Mei Ling, does this guy look like a fish to you? He’s got fins on his head.
MEI LING: That’s Bass, Snake. He’s a robot built by Dr. Wily to defeat Mega Man.
SNAKE: Bass. Like a fish. Yup, I knew it.
MEI LING: Treat him with some respect! He’s a noble warrior and takes his rivalry with Mega Man very seriously, both on and off the battlefield.
SNAKE: Always a soldier, eh…I know how he feels.
MEI LING: He’s more agile than Mega Man, and his gun shoots rapid-fire. Don’t let him hit you.
SNAKE: I’m more concerned about my bullets ricocheting off his headwear…those things don’t have a second function, do they?
BASS: (breaks into the channel amongst noise and static) They sure do!
SNAKE: ……

—CALL ENDED—

COLONEL: Snake, be careful! That’s Proto Man, the first Robot Master to ever be created!
SNAKE: Why should I be careful? He must be an antique by now. And what’s with that scarf, anyway?
COLONEL: Unlike Mega Man, Proto Man was built by Dr. Light and Dr. Wily without safety precautions in mind. He’s a lot more powerful…but also a lot more unstable.
SNAKE: What are you suggesting? That he could blow up on me?
COLONEL: More or less. He goes through every day not knowing whether he’ll live or die…he’s just like you, Snake.
SNAKE: …Yeah. You're right.

—CALL ENDED—

OTACON: Whoa! Hey! It’s Roll! Hi Roll!
SNAKE: She can’t hear you. Why are you so excited?
OTACON: What, you don’t know about her? Roll is Mega Man’s sister. She serves as Dr. Light’s lab assistant while Mega Man fights Dr. Wily’s robots.
SNAKE: Just a lab assistant? Shouldn’t be much of a challenge, then.
OTACON: Don’t be fooled by how she looks! Her Roll Buster is twice as powerful as Mega Man’s, and her kicks pack a serious wallop.
SNAKE: Uh, Otacon, not to pry or anything, but you sound pretty admiring…
OTACON: W-well, she’s quite pretty, and, and…
SNAKE: And?
OTACON: …And I’m president of her fan club. GO ROLL! YOU CAN DO IT! KICK HIS BUTT!
SNAKE: Agh! You traitor!

—CALL ENDED—

SNAKE: Ugh, who let this dog out?
MEI LING: Aw, it’s Rush! He’s so cute!
SNAKE: He’s trying to bite my legs off! Get away from me you mutt!
MEI LING: Rush is Mega Man’s partner and pet. He can transform into a few helpful vehicles that let Mega Man move around, including a jet and a submarine.
SNAKE: More than meets the eye, huh? Why is there a spring on his back?
MEI LING: That’s the Rush Coil. It lets Mega Man jump high.
SNAKE: …And that actually works on a multi-ton robot?
MEI LING: It’s a very powerful spring.
SNAKE: Riiight.

—CALL ENDED—

[SHM 128 III]

Snake: "Ugh... Not another fox..."
Mei Ling: "That's Miles Prower, but his friends call him 'Tails' because of his two tails. He used to be picked on for having them, but Sonic stuck up for him, and the two have been friends ever since."
Snake: "Well, it does look a little freaky..."
Mei Ling: "SNAKE! Leave him alone! Ugh... Anyway... He may be a kid, but he's a mechanical genius. He's designed everything from robots to giant battle mechs!"
Snake: "Sounds like Otacon... Where is he, anyway?"
Mei Ling: "He's... Busy geeking out over the stuff Tails build."
Snake: "Heh... Figures."


Snake: "Snake here."
Falco: "Yo, long time no see, eh?"
Snake: "WHA!?... *Sigh* Not again..."
Falco: "Hey, you want some help or not, Snake?"
Snake: "... ... ..."
Falco: "Slippy has a blaster, just like the rest of us. However, he uses a cloaking device instead of a reflector, and he likes to toss grenades around, like you do. He's a bit of a nerd, though, so try to just get up to him and pummel him if you can."
Snake: "Thanks... Say, why are you even helping me beat one of your allies, anyway?"
Falco: "It's a little thing called 'payback.' You probably know why..."
Snake: "Ah, of course."