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Post by Stoney on May 26, 2008 16:36:17 GMT -5
 PLOIK. Shadow would soon find himself materializing out of a large yellow star in midair. Meanwhile... "Oowha?" Kirby slowed to a halt, blinking in confusion at the new hat he was wearing. Had he swallowed somebody again? ...Oh well. FOOD! The pink Dreamlander resumed his quite effective "running while inhaling" combo, paying no attention to exactly what he was eating. |
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Post by Native One on May 26, 2008 18:16:51 GMT -5
 Lucas had been blown towards Kirby in his inhale-storm, and he landed face first on the vomit-free floor. "Woah... What was tha-" Lucas looked up to see the quills of the hedgehog from before. But underneath the quills was a pink... marshmallow? Well, that's what it seemed like to Lucas. He looked around the store, and saw that everything was a mess. Shelves were knocked over, citizens were wide-eyed, and the janitor's bucket was over turned, making an even bigger spill. Not only that, but food was all over the place. Chips were sprayed over the ground, milk was covering a bunch of boxes of chocolates, and - was that a mouse trying to carry away a piece of cheese? I knew I should've went yesterday... Lucas thought to himself, Curse that stupid SpongeBob marathon. |
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Post by SHM 128 III on May 26, 2008 19:30:33 GMT -5
 The black hedgehog didn't get a chance to react before he found himself swallowed by a giant pink... thing and then spat back out. By the time he shook the cobwebs out of his head, he found himself staring at the same exact pink thing, only he now had the hedgehog's spikes. Shadow could only sit there and gawk as it ran off, continuing to swallow more food. "... ... ..." Numberous thoughts were going through Shadow's mind right now. First, there was now some thing running around that looked like an even bigger Faker than Sonic. Second, this thing had just made a fool of him, swallowing him and spitting him back out. Finally, this thing was eating all the food. The last thing he wanted after going through this whole ordeal was to return empty-handed. Now throughly angered, Shadow leaped to his feet and ran after the pink puffball. Once he was within close enough range, he paused for a second and pointed in the direction of the Faker. "CHAOS SPEAR!" he shouted, sending a bolt of chaos energy at Kirby. [dice=6][rand=52040641024890887042222915883262565357175507876315668336661274623] |
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Post by Stoney on May 26, 2008 21:00:19 GMT -5
[dice=6] "WAHAA--!" Kirby let out a cry of pain as a bolt of green energy slammed into his backside, sending him flying into a rack of baked hams. After a moment he slowly sat up, a ham bone sticking out of his mouth as he rubbed his head in confusion. What had happened? Someone was trying to hurt him! Why? He was only trying to eat, what was wrong with that? Owww, that had hurt... But hey, this meat in front of him smelled delicious. Kirby sniffed with his nonexistent nose for a couple seconds before licking his lips and gobbling down the hams whole. Then he turned to face his attacker. Tilting his head first one way, then the other, he stared at Shadow without recognition. Finally, after a couple seconds of deliberation, he stood on his tiptoes and waved his arms wildly above his head. "Hiiiii~!"[rand=20542531687814582472503943100888891379222248724330022554459586115] |
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Post by xenomina on May 31, 2008 22:44:35 GMT -5
 "What the hell?" Travis was slowly being dragged towards the pink puffball....which happened to be three aisles down, between metal shelves. "TRAVIS!" The manager screamed. "STOP THE PINK VACUUM, OR YOUR FIRED! HEY HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!" "I'M TRYING!" He was trying...trying not to get sucked into the puffball's giant mouth! He was hanging on to the top of the shelved for dear life, trying not to get sucked into the puffballs mouth. he felt something sliding along his leg....looking, he saw his beam katana was being ripped straight out of it's holster! he made a quick grab for it...only to accidentally push the on putton, activating the beam.... This could only mean one thing.... |
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Post by AnT on May 31, 2008 22:57:54 GMT -5
"Did I hear the sounds of battle?" From a cereal box, cereal exploded. "THEN ITS AGREED!!!!"  From the clouds of cereal dust, Mr. Referee, in all his referee glory, stood on the piles of food containers and boxes. "I officially declare this to be an official Smash Battle! As such, I, Mr. Referee will act as referee, so no one gets hurt..." dashing towards a stunned grocery employee who had a tray of cake pieces on tooth-sticks, the ref took a few...or more, and snacked on them. "*chew, chew* MMmm...while trying out these delcious strawberry-cake samples." "H-h-hey! You can't take em all...uh..." "This is an all item rule! Smashers ready??" after eating a few of the samples, he chopped the air, accidentally scoffing out some food from his mouth... "SMAHHHSH BHAFFLLLLLLEEEEE!!!" (He has food in his mouth) Quickly taking the tray, the ref ran with it. "HEY!!!!" A star sparkled above the scene, as it morphed into a shape of a... [dice=20] MORE FOOD!!! The gods just love Kirby today!!![rand=7878249602335406748452469682869478740891563075728946738328849158] |
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Post by Stoney on Jun 1, 2008 20:15:44 GMT -5
Kirby didn't know what was going on, why that man was yelling, or why bunches of people were staring at him all of a sudden. All he knew was that there was literally food falling from the sky in front of him. Kirby's eyes went huge as he saw the figurative manna from heaven descend to the ground. With a happy "Yaaaay!", he opened his mouth wide, started sucking it all in -- And wound up with a SERIOUS case of heartburn. Gagging, the pink puffball coughed and hacked for a couple seconds until he spat up an activated Beam Katana. He blinked at it. "Awha?" |
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Post by Native One on Jun 2, 2008 5:19:56 GMT -5
"A b-battle?!" Lucas cried, looking around the room, "I'm n-not involved, am I?" |
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Post by xenomina on Jun 3, 2008 16:11:32 GMT -5
"Give that back!" Travis yelled, picking it up. Strangely, he was no longer wearing the store's uniform, but in his own casual attire, accented by his infamous yellow glasses. "Jeez! You may poke an out eye with that...thing....actually...." [dice=6] (14/15) Not hesitating a moment longer, Travis swung with the beam katana, aiming at Kirby. [rand=2286612098174437646510482758217334320769533102478712522577020134118] |
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Post by AnT on Jun 5, 2008 21:01:44 GMT -5
From a cereal box nearby Lucas, Mr. Referee poked out. "You better believe it, kid! Mmm...Twinkies!" Taking a box of Twinkies, the ref duck back inside, never to be seen in the box again.   The store could feel a slight rattle from a sonic-boom heard outside the walls. A blue blur blasted out of the glass doors, stopping past the register aisles. It was Sonic the Hedgehog, along with May Maple in tow. "Whoooa..." May said, looking a little dizzy, but happy. "Can we do that again?" "Maybe later." he answered, removing her arms off him. Sonic leaped on a register counter, sitting on it. He then hollered to his black counterpart, "Come on, Shades! Where's that 'Ulitmate Lightshow' I always hear in the grape-vine?" |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Jun 5, 2008 22:12:20 GMT -5
... ... ... The Faker was here. Sonic the Hedgehog had just appeared. As if everything Shadow was going through right now wasn't bad enough. He glared at his blue counterpart and let out a snort. "What are you doing here, Faker?" he demanded, folding his arms, "Don't you have something better to do besides follow me around to mock me?" As for the 'offical' battle that had been declared. Shadow simply ignored it, regardless of if he was technically supposed to be involved or not. He was just here to restock the ARK, not to get in a fight. |
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Post by Native One on Jun 6, 2008 4:56:27 GMT -5
"Ahh!" Lucas taunted fell on his behind from the sudden outburst from Mr. Referee. How was he doing that, appearing from a box of cereal just like that? Lucas had no time to ponder, though, because he was involved in the battle, too. He looked around. There was barley no people left in the store, except for the black hedgehog, the janitor-man, the pink puffball, another, blue hedgehog, and a girl in red. Confused on what to do, Lucas just randomly shot a PK Fire in a direction, hoping that it will hit someone, when at the same time hoping it wouldn't. |
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Post by Stoney on Jun 6, 2008 10:13:03 GMT -5
[dice=6] "WHOAA!" Kirby ducked, his whole body squishing itself into a flat pancake shape, as the glowing blade hummed through the air above him. Reshaping into his usual round self with a sound not unlike a wine bottle being uncorked, he lashed out with a defensive counterattack! "Kayash SPEEYAH!"Unfortunately, the green bolt of energy slammed into a PK Fire in midair. Kirby blinked at the flaming explosion with wide eyes. " Oooh..."[rand=408094588752601858587197822627328108394602280509578928298900379595] |
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Post by AnT on Jun 7, 2008 16:16:55 GMT -5
That Shadow's grumpiness always amuses him. "I should be asking you that. What, ran out of eggs and milk or something? Besides, can't I come by and support 'my best bud in the whole world'?"
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Post by SHM 128 III on Jun 8, 2008 2:06:06 GMT -5
"... ... ... Call me that again and I swear to Chaos I will shove a Super Scope so far up your butt that shots will come out of your mouth whenever you try to sit down." After another frustrated sigh, Shadow figured he might as well answer his counterpart's question. "And I am here because, despite popular belief, I do require subsidence in order to survive. Tragically, it appears that the ARK has run out of such things, so I had to come down here in order to restock." He then proceeded to glare back at the ongoing battle between Kirby, Travis, and Lucas. "I suspect that even someone like you could figure out why that is proving to be an unpresidented challenge." |
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