Post by eldrake on Nov 4, 2008 11:30:56 GMT -5
Hey guys. I had always wanted to do a hilariously bad fanfiction ever since I were reading Full-Life Consequences by Squirrelking, whom made "epic" (Hilariously bad) stories like Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears and Halo: Halos in Space.
So, I want YOU to tell me just how bad this "fanfic" is, and how I can make it even worse, yet still hilarious.
The purpose of this fanfic? Well... I want a bunch of people to jump on the bait. The bait is that someone who doesn't see the parody part in the genre part consider it a serious story and begins telling about every flaw in the fanfic. Once enough people jumps on the bait, I will make a more "serious" "fanfic" and tell that I made this fanfic as a parody and as a fishing hook.
I will put two counter after I posts it on fanfiction.net. One is for those who jumps on the bait, and one for those who probably realizes it is a parody, and makes a sarcastic comment like "Epic"
Well, here we go.
*Coughs*
...
*Switches to Idiot Mode*
disclaimer: i dont own super smash brows, although i wish i does loll.
FIRST CHAPTER: subspace is mean!
sir game & watch is mr game & watches nephew. Hr looks like game & watch but is small with Elvish hairdo. He were one day working in flatland checking the internets, trying to find out how to create saosages with peanuts. He were very determind when suddenly game & watch called him tellepathicaly. he told Sir Game & Watch that the subspace promised him money if he let them use him but he refused, so he were captured! he told Sir game & watch that he is currently on the halberd, which the bad guys stole from metaknight whom misses his ship.
so he jumpd off the net, jumped on a flat horse, and announced to the proud citizens of the flatland that he were going to save his uncle. because he loves em all so deafly and would dislike to see them taken away by the bad guys, so he said "I WILL! return for YOU!" and raced away as if he were a thunder! he entered the forest and didt want to encounter primids, because they were mean and he forgot his frying pan. so he had to run away whenever he saw em!
sir game & watch were happy when he enterd the flowering plains. The bad guys were gone and the flowers grow up! but he knew he had to save mr game & watch from whatever bad is happening til him, so he got his horse to run! but then he saw mewtwo whom threw him to the milky way and stole his horse! so sir game & watch had to go without his horse! but suddenly he saw somthing good! a frying pan the size of a fridge so he pickd it up!
but sir game & watch was lonely because he didnt have horse. so he quickly grew depressed as if darkness grew up inside him. but then he saw a enemy. a huge bad guy appeared infront of sir game & watch and said "fishes with broccoli is better than sausages with peanuts!" the bad guy said, and flipped fishes with broccoli at sir game & watch. sir game & watch was angry and judged the bad guy with a judge, and got 9. the bad guy yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" so high the moon could hear his yell and he were knocked out!
"Thats what you get for saying fishes with brococli is better then sausages with peanuts!" sir game & watch said and continued his journey to rescue his uncle! however he traveled and saw the halberd across the sea getting blown up with a kaboom, and sir game & watch screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" because he though that his uncle were deaf because of explosion! he were angry like a primape and shouted "I will get you evil bad guy" and swimmed acruss the sea to enter subspace. but then he got bored and slept in water.
however he were about to drown! "Oh no!" sir game & watch said and ran up to the surface fast like a dolphin! however, he encounterd an gyarados, and it was angry because sir game & watch slept on magikarps so it fyred a hyper beam! then sir game & watch took a ray gun and electrocutd the gyarados, wining the boss battle. so he laughed!
he swam to the subspace, entered and beat teh whole great maze alone and fuond everyonelse and saw mr game & watch! he was glad to see his uncle and they embraced. but then tabuu appeared and said "You shouldt figght me!" and atacked everyone with his wings! however everyone was immune this time. shockd, tabuu was then mercylessly gangd on by the smashers "no!" he shout!
then tabuu was defeated and everyone went happy home. mario luigi and peach went home. and everyone else went hoem too. mr. game & watch and sir game & watch shared many stories togethar. they laughd but then stopd when they felt a disturbance... but they were all like "aw nevermind" and continues laughing.
meanwhile, a finger that lookd like tabuus was swimming by the beach. then ridley appeard and said "your power will be mine" and laughed. and that is why ridley is not playable because he is overpowered after taking tabuus power.
to be continud?
So, I want YOU to tell me just how bad this "fanfic" is, and how I can make it even worse, yet still hilarious.
The purpose of this fanfic? Well... I want a bunch of people to jump on the bait. The bait is that someone who doesn't see the parody part in the genre part consider it a serious story and begins telling about every flaw in the fanfic. Once enough people jumps on the bait, I will make a more "serious" "fanfic" and tell that I made this fanfic as a parody and as a fishing hook.
I will put two counter after I posts it on fanfiction.net. One is for those who jumps on the bait, and one for those who probably realizes it is a parody, and makes a sarcastic comment like "Epic"
Well, here we go.
*Coughs*
...
*Switches to Idiot Mode*
disclaimer: i dont own super smash brows, although i wish i does loll.
FIRST CHAPTER: subspace is mean!
sir game & watch is mr game & watches nephew. Hr looks like game & watch but is small with Elvish hairdo. He were one day working in flatland checking the internets, trying to find out how to create saosages with peanuts. He were very determind when suddenly game & watch called him tellepathicaly. he told Sir Game & Watch that the subspace promised him money if he let them use him but he refused, so he were captured! he told Sir game & watch that he is currently on the halberd, which the bad guys stole from metaknight whom misses his ship.
so he jumpd off the net, jumped on a flat horse, and announced to the proud citizens of the flatland that he were going to save his uncle. because he loves em all so deafly and would dislike to see them taken away by the bad guys, so he said "I WILL! return for YOU!" and raced away as if he were a thunder! he entered the forest and didt want to encounter primids, because they were mean and he forgot his frying pan. so he had to run away whenever he saw em!
sir game & watch were happy when he enterd the flowering plains. The bad guys were gone and the flowers grow up! but he knew he had to save mr game & watch from whatever bad is happening til him, so he got his horse to run! but then he saw mewtwo whom threw him to the milky way and stole his horse! so sir game & watch had to go without his horse! but suddenly he saw somthing good! a frying pan the size of a fridge so he pickd it up!
but sir game & watch was lonely because he didnt have horse. so he quickly grew depressed as if darkness grew up inside him. but then he saw a enemy. a huge bad guy appeared infront of sir game & watch and said "fishes with broccoli is better than sausages with peanuts!" the bad guy said, and flipped fishes with broccoli at sir game & watch. sir game & watch was angry and judged the bad guy with a judge, and got 9. the bad guy yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" so high the moon could hear his yell and he were knocked out!
"Thats what you get for saying fishes with brococli is better then sausages with peanuts!" sir game & watch said and continued his journey to rescue his uncle! however he traveled and saw the halberd across the sea getting blown up with a kaboom, and sir game & watch screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" because he though that his uncle were deaf because of explosion! he were angry like a primape and shouted "I will get you evil bad guy" and swimmed acruss the sea to enter subspace. but then he got bored and slept in water.
however he were about to drown! "Oh no!" sir game & watch said and ran up to the surface fast like a dolphin! however, he encounterd an gyarados, and it was angry because sir game & watch slept on magikarps so it fyred a hyper beam! then sir game & watch took a ray gun and electrocutd the gyarados, wining the boss battle. so he laughed!
he swam to the subspace, entered and beat teh whole great maze alone and fuond everyonelse and saw mr game & watch! he was glad to see his uncle and they embraced. but then tabuu appeared and said "You shouldt figght me!" and atacked everyone with his wings! however everyone was immune this time. shockd, tabuu was then mercylessly gangd on by the smashers "no!" he shout!
then tabuu was defeated and everyone went happy home. mario luigi and peach went home. and everyone else went hoem too. mr. game & watch and sir game & watch shared many stories togethar. they laughd but then stopd when they felt a disturbance... but they were all like "aw nevermind" and continues laughing.
meanwhile, a finger that lookd like tabuus was swimming by the beach. then ridley appeard and said "your power will be mine" and laughed. and that is why ridley is not playable because he is overpowered after taking tabuus power.
to be continud?
