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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Mar 28, 2009 21:44:18 GMT -5
PIKACHU: Can Pokémon Trainer have his hat back now, please?  "Pika pika pika-chu, pika!"  "... I believe that can be translated as 'I don't -have- his hat!'" GENO: Which do you fear more: fire, or a woodchipper? "A fire can be far more destructive and unstoppable than a man-made contraption." WOLF O'DONNELL: What's the matter, scared? @wolf@ "You better watch it, boy, or you'll end up like that fox brat." GENO: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? "... Nothing." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HEY LINK: Who's hotter: Zelda or Midna?  *FLEES* MARIO: Do you still become cripplingly weak when you lose your hat? MASTER HAND: Despite being an entity of ultimate power, you don't seem to do much. Aside from the Smashverse, what do you like to do in your spare time? |
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Post by Alien-Child on Mar 28, 2009 22:51:12 GMT -5
AKUMA, BLAZE, KING DEDEDE, LORD YUAN, BOWSER, MIDNA, WES, WARIO, GENO, and MEWTWO: What would you do for klond**e bar?  "That...ice cream?"  "Hey yeah Wes, what would you do for-" Before Rui could finish, Wes grabbed her and planted his lips onto her for five whole minutes, after it was finish Rui passed out and fell to the ground, while Wes taps his foot impatiently. "Well? I kissed her! Where's my freckin ice-cream?" Wolf: Can you be any more of a badass? Sonic: Who would win in a race, you or the Flash? Wario: How could someone so fat be so strong? Laharl: Where can I get Prinnies? |
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Post by xenomina on Mar 29, 2009 0:01:36 GMT -5
PRINCESS PEACH: Where do you pull Toad out from? And do I even want to know?  "Actually, it's simple! I can summon Toad the way Mario summons his cape! It's actually a pocket dimension, at least that's what my servants call it. I just call it 'Toadspace!' Cute name, huh?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IKE (and/or) BLACK KNIGHT: You both want to kill each other so much, or at least Ike does the Black Knight. Have either of you thought of settling your differences in a more peaceful way, like playing a few rounds of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' or maybe even a game of Chess or Checkers? |
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Post by AnT on Mar 29, 2009 0:18:34 GMT -5
MISTY: So how often does Psyduck give you a headache? @misty@ "Not as much as when I first...um...'caught' him. But when I'm in a battle and he comes out without MY permission.......you don't wanna know... @psyduck@ "Psy?" @misty@ "Yes, we meant YOU! Don't play innocent with me!!" @psyduck@ "Psy?" *Tries to look all cute with a halo over him*
TRON BONNE and ROLL CASKETT: Have you girls ever considered having a mud-wrestling match to decide who gets to be Rock's girlfriend? I'd pay to watch.  "..........wanna have a truce till we find where this guy lives?"  "For once I agree." *whirls the Shining Laser around*
SONIC: Why do you wear gloves, but no pants?  "Eh, it's a fashion trend in my world. We anthros ALL wear gloves; no reason. And as for the pants...mostly, it's the gals that worries about that." SONIC: Where do the Chaos Emeralds go when you're not using them for your Final Smash? They clearly don't get scattered all across the globe like they do back home, since you can call 'em back for your next FS, but you don't seem to carry them around on your person all the time. "Okay, now that's a good question...one that I'm still trying to figure out. But I think the 'Palms' hid them somewhere, in some cosmic realm or something, so no one, but yours truly, can touch them. It's kinda a good thing, actually, with nearly every bad thing that happens in my world always involves the Chaos Emeralds." "Heh! But if ol Egg-Breath ever shows up in This World, you can bet your rings he'll fix that." Sonic: Who would win in a race, you or the Flash? "Keh! Please! Do you even have to ask?" *points at himself, all proudly*
PEPPY HARE: You're aware that it's an aileron roll and not a barrel roll, right? Barrel rolls use more of a corkscrew trajectory.  "......" *aims a blaster at you* "NEVER...mock...the BARREL ROLL again!!"
AKUMA, BLAZE, KING DEDEDE, LORD YUAN, BOWSER, MIDNA, WES, WARIO, GENO, and MEWTWO: What would you do for klondike bar?  ".......Leave me!!!!"
 "This? I keep hair-pins in it to keep its shape. Duh!!"
Luigi and/or Daisy: What was your first meeting like? 1.9.0.8 |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Mar 29, 2009 1:22:19 GMT -5
MARIO: Do you still become cripplingly weak when you lose your hat? Not-a really... I don't-a know what was up with-a that, to be-a honest. I still-a choose to say that it-a was some... weird-a physical property thing in the-a portrait worlds, I dunno. But-a yeah, I don't-a become weak without my-a hat anymore. MASTER HAND: Despite being an entity of ultimate power, you don't seem to do much. Aside from the Smashverse, what do you like to do in your spare time? To be honest, I do not have a lot of spare time. After all, it is my duty to watch over that which I have created, to aid them when they need my help, to... ahem... pick up the pieces after my brother is done 'playing'... These things take up much of my time, especially now with the sudden appearance of many new characters that I do not know. However, when I do have spare time, I... make trophies. Original, I know. I suppose you could consider it like the 'Busman's Holiday' theory: When I'm not sculpting trophies to bring to life, I simply create them for sake of creation. They do not have the spark of life in them like the others do, but I still spend as much effort in creating them as I do the rest. It helps keep my skill up, I suppose. Wario: How could someone so fat be so strong? HEY! I'M NOT FAT! I'm... Uh.. This is all muscle, baby! Yeah! Six-pack abs? Bah, who needs those? I see your dinky six-pack and raise you the whole friggin' keg, right here! That's how much muscle I have, top THAT!
LUIGI: Your Final Smash. Just... What the heck, man... What. The. Heck? BLAZE: The jewel on your forehead... What's keeping it there? Super glue? WESKER: What do you think of the 'zombies' from the other worlds, such as Redeads and Dry Bones and the like? How do they compare to the ones you've worked on?
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Post by xenomina on Mar 29, 2009 1:48:48 GMT -5
 "Intriguing, to say the least. The Redead's ability to render it's victim paralyzed with a simple scream is an odd, but very effective tool. Though they are just as slow as zombies created from the T-virus, I would say the Redeads are more effective in that respect. As for Dry Bones, they are incredibly fragile. I do admire their persistence however, how they can easily put themselves back together and continue the hunt. Over all, I suppose, I still find a Crimson head the most effect zombie, although they are impractical in terms of creation." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAUST: So, you're a doctor. Where did you go to get your MD? Also Have you ever worked with any hot nurses? |
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Post by Mage on Mar 29, 2009 2:24:04 GMT -5
(hoo, lots of questions for me. Here we go!) AKUMA, BLAZE, KING DEDEDE, LORD YUAN, BOWSER, MIDNA, WES, WARIO, GENO, and MEWTWO: What would you do for klond**e bar?  "Well honestly, nothing. I seem to have trouble keeping ice cream cool, although I can't imagine why..." Holds a flickering flame in her palm. ----------------- FOX MCCLOUD: If Krystal got possessed by Aparoids, would you shoot her down?  "...that's quite the grim question, but I doubt they would infect her of all people. Krystal's tough as nails..."  "Did you say something, Fox?" "Ah, nothing! ^^;" KRYSTAL: Why don't you ever use your staff anymore? "Actually, I still use it in Brawls. But it's an antique, which is why I used to avoid using it on dangerous missions. But it serves well when I do use it." "No kidding. Adventures in Sauria wouldn't have been the same without it." -------------------- Laharl: Where can I get Prinnies?  "Netherworld. They're a dime a dozen...hell they work for free! Not really worth it though, unless you want some living grenades doing your laundry."  "Dood?" ------------------ IKE (and/or) BLACK KNIGHT: You both want to kill each other so much, or at least Ike does the Black Knight. Have either of you thought of settling your differences in a more peaceful way, like playing a few rounds of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' or maybe even a game of Chess or Checkers?  "...I can't believe you would consider our duel equal to that of che..." Looks down at square tiled map. "...oh no."  "Yep, we were an SRPG all along, Ike." Slumps down to knees and throws arms up. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"----------------------- BLAZE: The jewel on your forehead... What's keeping it there? Super glue? "It was actually stapled on...im kidding of course. It was bonded to my head through a ritual, I need to stay connected to the Sol Emeralds somehow." ------------ Bridget: What's your favorite dress to wear, and have you dated girls even though you might be mistaken for one? Yoshimitsu: What does "Namu" mean? Marina: Ever tried one of Mc Donalds Shake em Salads? |
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Mar 29, 2009 2:37:11 GMT -5
Have you ever worked with any hot nurses?  "Once on a visit to Silent Hill. I met her while treating a man named Pyramid Head, he had AIDs." So, you're a doctor. Where did you go to get your MD? "Why, in the medical school my dear! *hands Xe a lolipop* Now, be a good little girl! *opens up his umbrella and flies off*" ----------------------- Yoshimitsu: What does "Namu" mean?  "It's a resteraunt in San Francisco! I eat with the Manji clan there almost everytime I'm in the neighborhood." (Click the link, he ain't joking) ----> www.namubar.com/html/namu.html----------------------- Wario: If you were paid to kiss Birdo, would you? I-no: What do you think about "Guitar Hero"? |
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Post by Stoney on Mar 29, 2009 10:07:52 GMT -5
HEY LINK: Who's hotter: Zelda or Midna? "I plead the Fifth."  "Hyrule doesn't have a Constitution." "This World does. Or if it doesn't, it should. Otherwise I'm moving to America."  "You can't do that! You're supposed to answer the question!" "Forget it. I've already gotten beat up enough in this thread as it is." "Hmph! It's all your fault, you know." "For teasing you just as much as you tease me? I think you're over-reacting." "And I think you're an ignorant fool who knows nothing about a lady's feelings!" *CHOKES* " Lady?!"  "Oh ZEEELLLDAAAAA~" "Wh--?"  "You called?"  "A reader wants to know which of us Link finds hotter." "........That is an interesting question." *stares at Link*  *stares at Link* "...Oh hell no. I am done with this. *slowly backs away* "I think you're both around 98.5 degrees Fahrenheit. You know, body temperature." "That's not what she was asking and you know it." "Yeah, well, it's the only answer she's gonna get. Bye!" *DASH*
META KNIGHT: Could you please please pretty please take off your mask just for a second? AKUMA: Why do you wear prayer beads around your neck if you're all demonic and stuff? Who do you pray to, the Devil? JIGGLYPUFF: Puff! Jiggly jig puff puff jiggly?
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Post by xenomina on Mar 29, 2009 14:17:18 GMT -5
Bridget: What's your favorite dress to wear, and have you dated girls even though you might be mistaken for one?  "I have this really cute denim summer dress that has a sunflower on it. Sunflowers are my favorite flower, so I love wearing it on hot summer days! I dunno why people keep thinking I'm a girl, but no I haven't dated any, Mom and Dad said not to. I guess it's too keep up appearances with the village." I-no: What do you think about "Guitar Hero"?  "I say that those little boys and girls need to stop playing with their joysticks and man up to a real challenge. Try playing a real guitar." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mario: Have you actually ever had any of Princess Peach's cake? I mean, every time she offers she apparently gets taken by Bowser before you get a chance to even cut a slice! |
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Post by AnT on Mar 29, 2009 15:40:59 GMT -5
Marina: Ever tried one of Mc Donalds Shake em Salads?  "*giggle* Wow! Now that you mentioned it, yeah I tried them once...well, haven't really. For some reason when I shook it, it explode. I never got to try it since." *pouts*
AKUMA: Why do you wear prayer beads around your neck if you're all demonic and stuff? Who do you pray to, the Devil? "....."Mysterious female voice from the heavens: "Please just answer the question." "Hmph!!...There is hardly any religion involved with these beads, to me. To our true arts of Ansatsuken, the bearer of these beads represents the true master of our arts. I rightfully won that title by killing my master in a glorious warrior's battle. He fell with an inner joy, knowing that I exceeded and attempted to master our nameless art. Whatever religion he believed in by wearing these beads matters not to me."
"Now unless you come to battle, NEVER come to me with these mediocre questions again!!"
Mega Man Zero: Why the heck you changed your body? Andy: If you were given a mech, like maybe one of those Metal Gear mechs, what would you do with it? |
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Post by Stoney on Mar 29, 2009 19:17:58 GMT -5
Mega Man Zero: Why the heck you changed your body? "I got a new character designer." Mysterious Male Voice from the Heavens: "Try again, in-character this time." *sigh* "If I must..." "The short answer is 'upgrades'. When the Elf Wars began, we found out that the Dark Elf was able to mind-control any Reploids in her range, so the world's leading robotics experts at the time had to come up with new designs that were immune. X and I got our bodies upgraded to such designs as a safety precaution. Our bodies were the same on a fundamental level -- I don't think anybody other than Light could understand X's systems completely -- but on the surface we wound up looking pretty different." "When I was...copied...my new body kept the same design as the original, to keep me immune should the Dark Elf reappear. Good thing, too, since that's exactly what happened."  "Course, for some Reploids even the new designs weren't enough. I still remember what the Dark Elf and her children did to the Guardians...she wasn't able to directly control them, but she did manage to influence their emotions so they attacked me in a blind rage."
 *looks up* "Hey, can I ask a question?" Mysterious Male Voice from the Heavens: "........Oh, fine. But just this once!" "Thanks. HEY X: What was up with that energy scarf you started wearing around 22XX? I still don't understand the story behind that thing."
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Post by Sortie on Mar 29, 2009 20:17:07 GMT -5
"HEY X: What was up with that energy scarf you started wearing around 22XX? I still don't understand the story behind that thing."  "In chapter twenty-eight of the sixth installment of Reeda Emerson's epic fantasy poem For the Sun, Gerald, whom the author is aware is something of an ensemble darkhorse, is shown in an increasingly human light. His becoming more relateable coincides with the degeneration of his appearance, until at the end of the chapter the reader is presented with this image of a man, alone on a windswept, empty plain, dressed all in dull brown rags (these are visual metaphors for his mental state), except for this scarf, and while it's in the same shape as the rest of him, it's this bright red color-- That image really stuck with me. I felt like I needed something like that." LOL WUT, ALL SRS. |
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Post by Sexy_Lemur_King on Mar 30, 2009 17:35:49 GMT -5
Peasley: What do YOU think of Kratos' shampoo choice?  " Love juice...hmm, maybe I could squeeze some of that out of Taizo... Well it's fine I suppose, only that Herbal Essences isn't good if you want your hair to be as beautiful, sparkly, and luscious as mine." Cue hair flip. "Of course I only use the best. L'OReal, because I'm worth it." AKUMA, BLAZE, KING DEDEDE, LORD YUAN, BOWSER, MIDNA, WES, WARIO, GENO, and MEWTWO: What would you do for klondike bar?  "A klondike bar? I would pretty much play with Fugly on my giant game cube all night long for one of those babies."  "R-really, sir?!" -sparkly shoujo eyes- -flinches- "Ew! No, forget what I said. I forgot how fugly Botta was." TO LUIGI: "Do you play with your food?" TO LLOYD: "What is the awesomemest thing about me? Don't be shy little brat, I'm awesome and you know it. I just wanna what is it that makes me so cool cause, I mean come on, Renegade Leader right here. There's nothing not cool about me." |
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Post by Stoney on Mar 30, 2009 22:44:50 GMT -5
DR. WILY: Why don't you just give every single one of your Robot Masters the same invincible metal armor you use in Metool helmets? Has this honestly never occured to you before?
BASS: How is "blueberry" an insult? Blueberries are delicious. Are you calling Rock "delicious" when you say that?
ROCK: You've obtained quite a few Robot Master weapons throughout the years. Which one has been your all-time least favorite?
And now, for our favorite animal companions!
RUSH: What is the strangest thing you have ever dug up?
TANGO: Where have you been, cat? Rock's been off saving the world without you ever since the StarDroids incident!
BEAT: Rush and Tango actually look somewhat like the animals they're modeled after. Why'd you wind up being a big blue ball with wings and legs?
TREBLE: What does it feel like when you fuse with Bass?
SAMUS: How do you see where you're going when you're in Morph Ball mode?
PEACH: Why is one of your primary fighting tactics "hit people in the face with my butt"?
MARIO: Does it ever feel awkward for you when Peach hits you with her butt?
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*FLEES*
