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Post by TurkwithStyle on Mar 30, 2009 22:48:12 GMT -5
CROCO: You look awfully dapper for a thief. Where'd you get the hat from?  "I stole it from a hobo." DRACULA: Meat in the walls, man? Seriously?  "Well I admit it was something that seemed kind of 'odd'. But When I heard that Simon Belmont was coming to my castle I thought of one thing...'hide the damn turkey'. Those Belmonts have taken one thing from me after the other! I wasn't about to let them take THAT from me. So rather than ordering Death to keep watch, I ordered him to gather all the turkey meat light AND dark throughout the castle and hide it in the walls. Sadly...he found them anyway. Though seriously, what right minded man whips a wall randomly and eats it's regurgitated meat!? In fact..." ----------- To Simon: What the hell? |
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Post by xenomina on Mar 30, 2009 23:09:21 GMT -5
SAMUS: How do you see where you're going when you're in Morph Ball mode?  "The narure of the morphball is to meditate a Chozo meditation chamber, except this one is more technical in function and creates bombs as well as have a speed boost. When I use the morphball, most of the power that goes to my weapon is transferred to a full 360 HUD display that allows me to maneuver with general ease." PEACH: Why is one of your primary fighting tactics "hit people in the face with my butt"?  "Well, I guess it's a combination of having bony hips supported by lots of physical training, mainly sports. All that exercise has my my thighs and hips one of strongest parts of my body. I discovered it by accident when I accidentally bumped Bowser while trying to escape." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dracula: Are there any Italian vampires, considering how much garlic they consume? |
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Mar 30, 2009 23:16:31 GMT -5
"Hmm...well, you have me there madame. I don't believe there has ever been an italian vampire...though. *looks over to Mario* There may be. Excuse me for a moment, I've become a bit parched." ----------------------- Mario: How are you feeling right now? |
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Post by Vize Viper on Mar 30, 2009 23:26:43 GMT -5
DR. WILY: Why don't you just give every single one of your Robot Masters the same invincible metal armor you use in Metool helmets? Has this honestly never occured to you before?  Because ze alloy is too heavy for a Robot Master's structure to support. Und even if it COULD hold up it's own veight, it vouldn't be able to move. Mega Man could simply valk avay from it. BASS: How is "blueberry" an insult? Blueberries are delicious. Are you calling Rock "delicious" when you say that?  ... WHAT. WHAT THE f**k KINDA QUESTION IS THAT!? And I -HATE- blueberries. they're nasty as hell! ROCK: You've obtained quite a few Robot Master weapons throughout the years. Which one has been your all-time least favorite?  My... LEAST favorite? Well, they all had their upsides, but... *he glances around* The Rock Ball. Seriously, a soccer ball? Yeah it bounced around, but so did the Gemini Beam. And now, for our favorite animal companions! RUSH: What is the strangest thing you have ever dug up?  *translated for convenience, as are the rest.* This thing that looked like, I dunno, a PDA and a phone's love child. ... I buried it again behind the shed. TANGO: Where have you been, cat? Rock's been off saving the world without you ever since the StarDroids incident! @tango@ On the couch. Or in the basement. BEAT: Rush and Tango actually look somewhat like the animals they're modeled after. Why'd you wind up being a big blue ball with wings and legs?  It's all armor. Without it, I'd look more normal. ... I just can't take it off. TREBLE: What does it feel like when you fuse with Bass?  I kinda go into standby when I fuse, so It's... like being a backseat driver, while folded into a pretzel. On an adrenaline buzz. To Simon: What the hell?  "Well, I didn't eat the meat that'd obviously gone bad. I blame the fact half your castle's magic for the meat that didn't... and I was hungry. _____________________________________________________ BASS: We know what you think of Rock and Blues... what's your opinion of Roll? Be honest now.  ... Now I'm actually curious. ZELDA: How did you come up with the whole "Sheik" idea? Did you just one day go. "I'm gonna be a ninja!" MARIO: Least favorite powerup? |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Mar 31, 2009 0:24:32 GMT -5
Wario: If you were paid to kiss Birdo, would you? What the?... No way! Even I have standards, you know! ... How much?Mario: Have you actually ever had any of Princess Peach's cake? I mean, every time she offers she apparently gets taken by Bowser before you get a chance to even cut a slice! *nods* Yep. Sure, I usually have to-a save her to get it, but the-a cake is still-a there afterwards! In fact, that might-a be another reason why I haven't lost-a any weight... Anyway, the point-a is, Peach cakes are-a never a lie! ... What?... Did I-a say something funny?... MARIO: Does it ever feel awkward for you when Peach hits you with her butt? ... ... ... No-a comment. Mario: How are you feeling right now?... ... ... *scoots towards Wario* ... What? Your-a garlic breath will protect-a me. ... Get outta my sight before I deck you. MARIO: Least favorite powerup?Hmm... That's-a hard to say. Some of them, like-a that Spring Mushroom, are kinda hard to-a control, but I-a still manage to find-a use for most of them. However, I-a think the one I like the-a least would be... the Tanooki Suit. Nothing against it's-a power, but... uh... I kinda lost interest in-a it when I found out what kind of... fandom likes-a costumes like-a that. ... Same goes for the-a Bee 'Shroom, by the way.
KRYSTAL: Okay, so we know that your fur is naturally blue (thanks to... certain endings to certain games that even Nintendo doesn't want to talk about), but did you inherit it from your mother's side or your father's? Is it a rare trait, seeing how everyone else in the Star Fox universe is, for the most part, "normally" colored, or were blue foxes common in your neck of the woods?... Or sector of the galaxy... Whatever. KIRBY: What is the strangest thing you've ever copied? MEGA MAN AND ROLL: What is the strangest thing you've ever copied?
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Post by Stoney on Mar 31, 2009 1:25:03 GMT -5
BASS: We know what you think of Rock and Blues... what's your opinion of Roll? Be honest now. "............I honestly refuse to answer that question." *glances at Rock*
ZELDA: How did you come up with the whole "Sheik" idea? Did you just one day go. "I'm gonna be a ninja!" "A good ruler always stays in touch with her people. It would not do for me to live my entire life confined to a castle, ignorant of the world's plights, so I don a disguise on occasion in order to mingle with the commoners. "The idea of using a Shiekah identity as this disguise came from my history studies. I read many tales of the Shadow Folk and their undying loyalty to the crown in centuries past. The stories spokee of how they could walk unseen among even the most alert of soldiers, and I realized that such skills would be useful for sneaking to and from the castle. With Link's help I was able to locate Impaz and the Hidden Village after the Twilight incident occured, and I asked her to train me. With some persuasion, she agreed.  "I am now technically the last of the Shiekah, by skill if not by blood. Since the disguise greatly enhances my mobility by removing the need for a dress and high-heels, I find it to be of great benefit during combat tournaments -- or any other potentially problematic situation."
KIRBY: What is the strangest thing you've ever copied? "......." *wavy flashback special-effect* *Aaaaaaand wavy effect again, back to present day!* "BEEP-BEEP!"
ADELL: Ever consider becoming an Overlord? Think about it: sure everyone's human again, but there's still hardship on your planet. As an Overlord you'd be able to keep bigger and better promises and continue to do some real good for the planet as a whole. ROZALIN: Aren't you worried that all the calories from that meat will go straight to your hips? LAHARL: Doesn't it hurt when you ride a meteor all the way to the ground? MIST: Do you know any embarassing stories involving Ike? IKE: Since you guys are mercenaries, you must take on all kinds of jobs. Do you regret any of them? BLAZE THE CAT: Could you please tell us about any past encounters you may have had with catnip? The funnier, the better.
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Post by Mage on Mar 31, 2009 1:31:53 GMT -5
*TO ANT'S ANDY QUESTION*  "...heheheheh...." *drools a bit* "If I had something like Metal Gear RAY, i'd go on a great big joy ride in the Great Sea!" *is clonked with a rifle*  "This is why we denied your idea for combat mechs!" ---------------- *TO ALYSSA'S LLOYD QUESTION*  "...Really. Which "awesomeness" would you like to know about? The times you were brutally beaten up by me and the others? Or the fact that you get less screen time in Dawn of the New World then Ian McKellan in Lord of the Rings Return of the King?" --------------- *TO SMEE'S KRYSTAL QUESTION*  "It's been a long time, but I do recall that many of my fellow villagers back in the tribe had oddly colored fur too. Perhaps it steams from my telepathic abilities, but I can't say for certain. I got my fur color from my mother's side though." ---------------- To Link: What's with the green hood hat? Do you have head lice? Dandruff? Or is it just a brain sucking worm in disguise? To The Prince: Your gauntlet is awesome! Where did you get it?1.8.1.20 |
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Post by Vize Viper on Mar 31, 2009 1:49:24 GMT -5
MEGA MAN AND ROLL: What is the strangest thing you've ever copied? *are both quite for a long moment, before they glance at each other* ... ... Electric can opener. Tango's the only cat AFRAID of the can opener. |
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Post by Stoney on Mar 31, 2009 1:57:49 GMT -5
To Link: What's with the green hood hat? Do you have head lice? Dandruff? Or is it just a brain sucking worm in disguise? "Honestly? I have no idea. It just appeared along with the rest of the outfit. Ask the Light Spirits if you're really curious." *shrug*  "Why haven't you gotten rid of that thing yet? It looks goofy." "I thought so too at first, but it came in handy a few times. Remember how hot the Gerudo Desert was? The hat kept my head nice and cool. And it kept the snow out of my hair on Snowpeak." *tugs the end of it* "...Besides, I think it's symbolic or something. The Light Spirits called this outfit the Hero's Clothes so I'm guessing one of my ancestors wore it at some point. It'd probably be disrespectful to just toss part of it away like garbage. "...And you're one to talk by the way, Little Miss Stone Headpiece."  "........"
MASTER HAND: Could you beat your brother in a thumb-war contest? X: How awkward is it, being the technical "father" of half the world's population? From a certain point of view, you are the king of pimps.
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Post by Mage on Mar 31, 2009 2:12:18 GMT -5
ADELL: Ever consider becoming an Overlord? Think about it: sure everyone's human again, but there's still hardship on your planet. As an Overlord you'd be able to keep bigger and better promises and continue to do some real good for the planet as a whole.  "First of all: Im not a demon so I can't be an Overlord. And second: It's honestly been pretty quiet around Veldime since Zenon was defeated. And even if it wasn't, I wouldn't sell my soul for power just to keep everyone on Veldime safe when I can do it with my own strength. That's just my style!" ------------- ROZALIN: Aren't you worried that all the calories from that meat will go straight to your hips?  "Well, Ive worried about that for quite a while now. But my thighs seemed to have turned out ok, and I am not fat. Perhaps it just focused into another area I am not aware of." *drops handgun* "Oh darn it..." *bends down to pick it up* *eyes drift to chest*....O///O *nosebleeds and faints* "?" ------------- LAHARL: Doesn't it hurt when you ride a meteor all the way to the ground?  "Only the enemy, I am immune because I use an ancient skill passed on through the greatest of Overlord! I'm just THAT good! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"' (side note: He actually jumps off the meteor at the last second, Dragoon style) ------------- MIST: Do you know any embarrassing stories involving Ike?  "Hee hee, I'm glad you asked. I remember when Ike and father were training outside of the Fort, and I came up with some food for their break. When father had his face turned to me and his back turned to Ike, Ike swung his sword hard hoping for a chance to land a single hit! But father is just too good; he stepped out of the way when he heard Ike yell, then slammed his sword into Ike's back. He ended up stumbling on his cape and falling flat on his face; he was out for an hour!" *laughs*  "...I could have gotten him too, I just slipped a bit ok?" ------------ IKE: Since you guys are mercenaries, you must take on all kinds of jobs. Do you regret any of them? "There aren't too many jobs I really regret. Except maybe the time we were sent to clear out some bandits in an innocent village, and Boyd ended up getting so excited he broke his axe against a fencepost. If Titania and Shinon weren't there with us, it would have been a close call..." ------------- BLAZE THE CAT: Could you please tell us about any past encounters you may have had with catnip? The funnier, the better.  "...It's a bit embarrassing, but I do recall when I tried some cat nip I started to become rather lightheaded and dizzy. I couldn't control some of my flames, although they weren't too big to cause any danger to the people. And then I entered a flower shop and well...nevermind. >>;" ------------ To Ammy: What do you think of the food "Kibbles and Bits"? |
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Post by Sortie on Mar 31, 2009 2:46:09 GMT -5
X: How awkward is it, being the technical "father" of half the world's population? From a certain point of view, you are the king of pimps.  I--first of all, I don't condone the practice of pimping. And second, that's a fantastically awful metaphor for it. The process is more akin to cloning--with genetic modifications--but that isn't an entirely accurate comparison, either.  ... Beside that, it's...not awkward at all, really. No one I've met has thought of me as a "father" figure, and I don't think of them as my "children". I've never even met most of them, let alone had a hand in their actual creation. They are, for the most part, mentally adult individuals with their own lives, and I respect that. |
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Post by xenomina on Mar 31, 2009 2:55:45 GMT -5
To Ammy: What do you think of the food "Kibbles and Bits"?  [In order to get her actual opinion and not Issun's, a Wolf God Translator is being used] "I'm not fond of it. Someone tried to feed it to me once, I nearly threw up." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ZERO (either): Have you ever considered getting a hair cut? |
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Post by Stoney on Mar 31, 2009 13:31:12 GMT -5
ZERO: Have you ever considered getting a hair cut? "When I was first woken by Ciel, I did. But at the time I had no memory of who I was, and the hair seemed like an unnecessary annoyance. Later on I re-acquired my Z-Saber and realized that the ponytail could be useful.  "First of all, it insulates my backside, meaning it keeps my Z-Saber's sheath cool in hot environments and prevents it from getting frozen in excessively cold climates. This ensures my Z-Saber can be charged with energy from the sheath when I need it to be, which is often. "Secondly, my hair is capable of absorbing EM waves in the visible light spectrum. This allows it to convert everything from sunlight to candlelight into pure energy. With certain helmet upgrades, I can transfer this extra solar energy to my systems to fuel my repair nanobots, allowing me to fix damage by standing still near a source of light." *side glance at MHZero* "I don't recall what my original reasons were for getting the hairdo, but suffice to say it has proved useful enough that I have not changed it yet. I plan to continue looking for additional functions that it can serve."
 "Hey Amaterasu, do you find Wolf Link attractive?"  *CHOKE, coughing fit*
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Post by xenomina on Mar 31, 2009 20:57:24 GMT -5
[Translator, again] "Well, he is a handsome wolf. However, I'm not inclined to go into any mating rituals, if that's what you're saying. I'm a guardian goddess first, and a wolf second." "Rush, do you ever get in trouble for digging holes?" |
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Post by Vize Viper on Mar 31, 2009 23:38:31 GMT -5
ZERO: Have you ever considered getting a hair cut?  Well, I never have. But it works pretty much like his does. I always remember having the ponytail, actually, so I guess it never occurred to me to cut it off. RUSH: do you ever get in trouble for digging holes? <Translated> All. The. Time. Roll shouldn't make the garden so inviting if she doesn't want me digging in it. |
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