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Post by SHM 128 III on Apr 1, 2009 2:31:09 GMT -5
To The Prince: Your gauntlet is awesome! Where did you get it? During my travels I heard stories of a king who went with his men into the battlefield wearing a powerful gauntlet. It was rumored that this gauntlet's fingertips were so sharp that it could pierce metal armor and claw out a man's heart. When the king died, he was said to have been burried in a remote tomb with no treasures but this gauntlet. Naturally, I figured that a weapon that powerful had no reason being stuck with a dead guy, so I sought out the tomb to claim it as my own. Upon returning to the nearest city afterwards, an old begger woman noticed my gauntlet and asked me if I had stolen it from the king's tomb. I told her yes since, hey, it's not like she could do anything to me if she knew. Turned out she was actually a mystical oracle and, for my honesty, she blessed the gauntlet so that no matter how many times I used it to attack foes or slide down walls, the tips would never dull. Editor's Note: There is an incredibly likely chance that the Prince is BSing this entire story.... I heard that. MASTER HAND: Could you beat your brother in a thumb-war contest? I have... Never engaged my brother in such a pointless activity, but I suppose that if I did, the fact that he is quite sporatic in his movements would prove to be quite a handicap against him and I would win rather easily.
MEGA MAN: Why do they always say your adventures take place in the year '20XX'? Did someone seriously forget what part of the century all this stuff went down? SONIC: How come Mario was able to keep up with you in the 100-Meter Dash at the Olympics last year? Did they put weights in your shoes so that everyone else had a fair chance or something? TRAVIS: What do you think of the Beam Sword item in relation to your own Beam Katana?
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Post by AnT on Apr 1, 2009 7:38:56 GMT -5
 *grumbles* Pretty much. Actually its those darn turtle wizards that made most of our powers null and void ... saying we gotta play this with our 'natural' abilities.
Mario: What was the SECOND most annoying thing Sonic ever done to you? Wes and Rui: Do you agree you have some similar comparison to the Beast and Belle, or Inuyasha and Kagome? |
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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2009 11:46:31 GMT -5
 "Yeah, I"m the Beauty and she's the beast, HAHA!"  "WES!!!!!" "Uh?" "SIT BOY!" Rui smashed a hammer on Wes, knocking him through the floor, calming Rui smiled, "You really think I'm like Kagome and Belle?" Blaze: Is it true cats have nine lives? Oh, and how you feel about Mondays? Crash: Pancakes! Peach: Ever think about getting a sequel? Kirby: Why was Meta Knight getting his revenge on you for? |
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Post by xenomina on Apr 1, 2009 20:47:46 GMT -5
TRAVIS: What do you think of the Beam Sword item in relation to your own Beam Katana?  "That junk has nothing on my Beam Katana! Sure, I have to recharge it, but it still beats yer crappy ol' toy." Peach: Ever think about getting a sequel?  "Every once in a while, but I've been busy with taking care of the kingdom. Not to mention I have to get ready for the next Smash Tournament." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARTH: Have you ever been to a gay bar? Or received an invitation via song? |
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Apr 3, 2009 5:14:03 GMT -5
Wolf: Can you be any more of a badass?
@wolf@ *grins toothily and spins his gun around his finger* "Heh. Good to see someone knows who's the badass around here."
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KIRBY: What does Sonic taste like? You must like the flavor since you can't seem to resist eating him~
SONIC: Ever wonder what Yoshi or Kirby think you taste like? They don't seem to mind your spines.
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Post by Mage on Apr 4, 2009 1:14:45 GMT -5
 "Nine lives? I wish. Guarding the Sol Emeralds would be so much easier that way. And Mondays are not my favorite day, it seems like things go wrong at the start of a new week...I love Fridays though." ----------------- Wolf: Why can't you let Fox do that, Star Wolf?  Geno: Since your a Star being, I have to ask...does starlight give you cancer? |
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Post by Topaz Mutiny on Apr 4, 2009 1:21:47 GMT -5
Wolf: Why can't you let Fox do that, Star Wolf? @wolf@ "Mercenary job. And if I hear you or anyone else make fun of that line I swear I'll bring down hell upon your head." >  Geno: Since your a Star being, I have to ask...does starlight give you cancer?  "No." |
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Post by Stoney on Apr 5, 2009 1:58:22 GMT -5
Kirby: Why was Meta Knight getting his revenge on you for? "Mmmmmmm..." *thinks really hard, then...lightbulb!*  *pulls a sword out from nowhere and mimes a sword battle with it* "Hah! Hwah! Hi-yah!" (He's not very good at talking. Kirby first defeated Meta Knight in a sword fight in the NES game Kirby's Adventure, and Kirby Super Star on the SNES is the sequel to that.)
KIRBY: What does Sonic taste like? You must like the flavor since you can't seem to resist eating him~ "PLUM!"
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Apr 5, 2009 3:19:36 GMT -5
Crash: Pancakes!  *stares blankly and raises an eyebrow* *thinks a moment* *RAISES FINGER HAPPILY* "PANCAKES!" ----------------------------------------- To Rayman: If Rabbids weren't so psychotic, would you think they were cute? To Link: Would you believe me if I told you that Zelda and Ganondorf are really one in the same and she just keeps kidnapping herself in order to feel loved? To Sonic: Have you ever had a race against The Flash? Dude, I've played Mortal Kombat vs. DC and he's even faster than you. To Wolf: Why did you rip off Fox's Final Smash? To Falco: Why'd you rip off Fox's Final Smash? To Kirby: Why didn't you suck up Fox and copy his Final Smash? To Krystal: Why weren't you in the game...copying Fox's Final Smash? |
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Post by Stoney on Apr 5, 2009 4:28:30 GMT -5
To Link: Would you believe me if I told you that Zelda and Ganondorf are really one in the same and she just keeps kidnapping herself in order to feel loved?  "She DOES seem to really like disguising herself as a dude..."  "Sheik is androgynous! I do NOT cross-dress!" *smirk* "Mmmm, no, pretty sure this guy is legit -- they wouldn't put it on the Internet if it wasn't true. HEY GANONDORF, you're a teenage girl now."  "...What?" "Yeah, sorry to break it to you like this, but you were gonna find out sooner or later anyway. Better hearing it from me than discovering it when you get your first period, amirite?" *looks between Link and Zelda* "What babble are you spewing now, boy? I have no time for your nonsense." "I always suspected it, too. Zelda totally looks like she shaves more than her legs each morning, if you know what I mean."  "Link, could you hold still for a second? I need to check something inside your internal organs real quick." *backing away* "I'd love to -- really, totally would -- but my doc called first dibs and you know how doctors are with their dibs. Try again when I'm dead, mmmkay?" "I'm feeling a little impatient. Mind if I speed up the process?" "Actually yeah I think I m--YIKES! Zelda, put down the Bomb-omb." "Why? I think it wants to be your friend. Don't you, little guy? Of course you do. Now go give Link a hug." "HEY, WHOA, WHOA, DON'T THROW--" *KABOOM* ......*facepalm*
To Kirby: Why didn't you suck up Fox and copy his Final Smash? "RANMASUTARU?"  *falls out of the sky, squishes Kirby underneath its treads* "......."  " Kirai desu."
CRAZY HAND: Why don't you just boot out all the current contestants and make this the new Brawl roster? |
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Post by AnT on Apr 5, 2009 10:19:07 GMT -5
SONIC: Ever wonder what Yoshi or Kirby think you taste like? They don't seem to mind your spines. "Uh...I rather not even think about that. Being gobbled up by Kirby once wasn't the 'picnic' to think about." To Sonic: Have you ever had a race against The Flash? Dude, I've played Mortal Kombat vs. DC and he's even faster than you. "Ha! Look can be deceiving, dude! Trust me! Dimensional barriers make it hard for me to even write a letter to anyone, but if I ever met the guy, I'll outlap him! Just bring him here and I'll- *In under a milli-second, a red blur surrounds Sonic and leaves him...tangled in present ribbons. Also a note is pinned on it saying...*
'You're too sloooow!
Signed your favorite speedster, the Flash.' *frowning* "Not...a...word..." |
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Post by Tony on Apr 6, 2009 13:47:07 GMT -5
META KNIGHT: Could you please please pretty please take off your mask just for a second?  ... Only the pink one hath laid eyes upon my hidden visage, and -with- the pink one is where such knowledge shall stay! |
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Post by TurkwithStyle on Apr 7, 2009 3:52:14 GMT -5
CRAZY HAND: Why don't you just boot out all the current contestants and make this the new Brawl roster?  "*fidgets* Believe me, I wanted too. *twitches some more* Such destruction...such a sheer amount of DEVASTATION! I was stopped though by my other half. He doesn't understand the sheer joy of watching something disintegrate before a plasma canon, and then see it's ashes smooshed by the weight of the Landmaster tank!" |
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Post by Stoney on Jul 10, 2009 21:14:36 GMT -5
I'm reviving this thread. There are too many unanswered questions remaining in the universe for it to quietly pass away yet.
SAMUS: Do you ever worry about whether the Morph Ball makes you look fat?
ADELL: I have heard about the end of your adventures. Apparently you kissed Rozalin at one point. How in the Underworld did you survive her wrath afterwards?
FOX & KRYSTAL: So, when's the baby due?
ANDY: I hold in my left hand the most technologically complex machine ever created in the universe. I hold in my right hand the key to a hotel room where five nubile young women, one million dollars in cash, and a lifetime government contract await you. You can only pick one hand: which do you choose?
MARIO: Ever get dizzy and barf while running around small planetoids?
WESKER: How many snake/reptile puns have you gotten hit with by now?
LAHARL: Why do you use Succubi in your army if you dislike mature female bodies? Same question could be asked for any of the female classes, actually...except Archer.
AKUMA: Hey, Gouken is alive! What the hell dude, can't you even beat up an old man properly?
AMATERASU: Okay, so you think Wolf Link looks handsome. What about Sonic the Werehog?
SONIC: You traveled all over the world in your quest to stop Dark Gaia. Which continent was your favorite?
TETRA: You probably give your pirate crew lots of orders on a daily basis. What is your favorite order to give?
TRAVIS: Why is Santa Destroy such a dull place to drive around in? You'd expect there to at least be a movie theater or something.
EARTHWORM JIM: Sir, I have it on good authority that you are secretly a cow in disguise. Is this true?
BOWSER: Your Koopa Clown Copter looks goofy as hell. Why don't you give it a more intimidating paint job?
MEWTWO: What is your Brain Age (according to the Nintendo DS game)?
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: Where do you come up with the names for your abilities? Do you just invent them on the spot? Should I expect to see “Chaos Laundry” or “Chaos Floss” any time soon?
GENO: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish my wish comes true tonight: Please give me a plushie of yourself?
PIKACHU: How often do you wake up with your fur all frizzed out from static electricity?
X: A lot of the Mavericks you've met over the years have had some pretty silly names. Which one was the silliest, in your opinion?
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Post by xenomina on Jul 13, 2009 1:59:38 GMT -5
SAMUS: Do you ever worry about whether the Morph Ball makes you look fat?  "That's the dumbest question I ever...no, I have NEVER worried about it making me look fat. It has to be a reasonable size considering it's function with my Power Suit." WESKER: How many snake/reptile puns have you gotten hit with by now?  "None, and I plan on keeping it that way...that means YOU Redfield. If I even hear so much of an utter of a joke the next time we meet-" *ahem* Moving on. AMATERASU: Okay, so you think Wolf Link looks handsome. What about Sonic the Werehog?  "I believe someone needs to help him finish the transformation process, he looks unnatural and strange." TRAVIS: Why is Santa Destroy such a dull place to drive around in? You'd expect there to at least be a movie theater or something. "Yeah, there's a good explanation for that. Ya see, when you live in a town ran by assassins (The UAA), public hangouts tend to be a no-zone for both civilians and assassins. I mean, who wants a damn beam katana fight to break out during the hottest action film of the summer?!? Or while your eating your damn lunch! Nah, most of the public venues we do have in town or either owned, sponsored, or ran by the UAA." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LINK: We've seen you wrestle goats, even throw around goron! Just how much can you lift with those arms anyway? And how come you're not a beefcake? Is all that muscle compact? SIMON: You've fought countless succubus in your day. Have any of them actually tried to seduce you, and have your actually even thought about accepting the offer? |
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