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Post by SHM 128 III on Sept 15, 2008 21:35:06 GMT -5
 [dice=6] Slippy franticly dodged out of the way of the fireball and pointed his blaster at Mia. "So you're one of the bad guys!" Slippy exclaimed, "I'll teach you for trying to trick us!" And with that, he let off another three rounds. [dice=6] [dice=6] [dice=6][rand=73194068111115765350541809795083099784070541023344771580495543198] |
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Post by slomoto on Sept 15, 2008 22:16:56 GMT -5
 Evil loomed over the fallen Worm, grinning mischievously. "Time for your morning wake-up melting." He said as he readied another acid furball. [dice=6][rand=4540751320667562641748399602549401134933860137044028579677227276057] |
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Post by AnT on Sept 15, 2008 22:44:57 GMT -5
[dice=6]  Right as he came to, Jim noticed the incoming slimy yet toxic furball. And what did our bold and daring worm did in this situation? "AAAAAAAHH!!!" screamed like a girl while ducking into his suit like a turtle. The furball landed just a few inches from his suit, right where Jim's head/true body was. Peaking out of the collar, Jim quickly crawled back and shuddered. "HEY!!!" he roared, standing up, and poking out of his collar. "That could've hurrrrrt!" he whined. Frowning to wash away his tenseness, Jim drew out his Really Big Red Gun, "So, it comes to yet another of our endless and epic battles, aye? A battle of good verses evil....erm... Evil!" Pretty hard and redundant since the cat's name is Evil, but never the less, Jim retaliated by firing like a maniac. "EAT DIRT, FOUL HEINOUS VERTEBRATE! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" [dice=6][dice=6][dice=6] [dice=6][dice=6][dice=6]  Snorting, Mia swatted all the laser shots with her briefcase. But his words triggered something....something that hit her lawyer instincts...something....LOUD!!!  "Do not throw blame at me for your stupidity! It was your foolish weakness to save damsels that allowed me to lead you away from your ships!" She turned back to Evil. "Your honor, I like to begin a cross examination on his fleshy skull, and see what his insides look like!!" Pointing at Slippy, again, she directed something to attack...and that was the giant 'Objection' sign, which was the size of a billboard. And it was falling right towards Slippy. [dice=6][rand=5586969925984365381656661716438757180660633401319548174513714204] |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Sept 19, 2008 1:09:22 GMT -5
[dice=6] "Wait, don't I get a phone call fir---" *BONK!*And Slippy found himself conked on the head by a giant... sign? "Ow!" Slippy yelped, rubbing his head, "Alright, that does it..." The toad ran up to Mia and pulled out a wrench from his toolbelt, preparing to whack her with it. "Take this!" [dice=6][rand=881870728515317176789648916191016323071345512097296652545175835] |
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Post by Vize Viper on Sept 20, 2008 1:16:15 GMT -5
 In the meantime, Falco had made the trek all the way back to his fighter, and having given it a once-over, confirming it WOULD fly, took to the air... Then, knowing he would never hear the end of it if he'd just DITCHED Slippy without trying to help him, came swooping back through the current battleground, performing a strafing run. Why was he leaving? Because even for this world, this place was MESSED. UP. [dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6] (all enemies)[rand=310765214274306262116990807291643459995260407036050583785420881267] |
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Post by slomoto on Sept 21, 2008 21:18:06 GMT -5
[dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6]
Given the sheer amount of shots, odds are Evil was completely done for. He lay on the ground a pathetic charged mess. "A minor setback..." He rasped, then vaporized into a cloud of ash. Suddenly, a robotic voice intoned.
PLANET SHAKING AND BREAKING APART MODE ACTIVATED. SHAKING AND BREAKING APART WILL COMMENCE FOR THE NEXT 15 TO TWENTY OVERLY EXAGGERATED SECONDS!
Sure enough, the planet began feigning self destruction everywhere, only with real rocks falling around them and real lava jets spouting from the ground. [rand=22509687949425272458745173464288140910865385931075017170286856696]
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Post by AnT on Sept 21, 2008 21:46:04 GMT -5
[dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6][dice=6] "OW!!!" Mia would kick herself from letting that frog hit her, but no matter. She can survive countless blows and she'll still... "....aw crud..." quickly, she grabbed and used the Objection sign as a shield. But not even cardboard can withstand the fiery power of the Arwing. Unlike Evil, Mia's skin was a little burned, but her outfit was torn, showing more skin than it usually did. "...owiieee...." she moaned, keeping her shoulder-revealing suit from falling. She rapidly blinked when she heard the robotic voice. "My lord...what is that?" The worm gasped. "By the Great Worm Spirit who's sacred waist cannot fit in spandex ... an overly clique villain's lair self-destruct sequence!" From his pocket, he whipped out his white jet-engine, the Pocket Rocket and hopped on. Hovering by Slippy and Peter, he grabbed them both and dropped them in the rear of the rocket. "Come! Let us flee in a heroic fashion!" Twisting the handles back like a motorcycle, the rocket blasted away in a sonicboom, soaring into the red clouds. [rand=6706264788407881584901492822895574049754884112031356918971094897] |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Sept 25, 2008 2:38:28 GMT -5
When Jim suddenly and without warning grabbed Slippy and took off at the first sign of the rather sudden self-destruct countdown, all the toad could do was hang on for dear life... And protest. "W... Wait! I left the Bullfrog back down on the surface! They're gonna kill me if they found out I wrecked another ship!" |
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Post by slomoto on Sept 25, 2008 20:01:32 GMT -5
 "There's no time to rescue it. We've got to get out of here!" Peter held onto Slippy's hand as they sailed out into the clouds and back into deep space. |
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Post by AnT on Sept 25, 2008 20:34:51 GMT -5
"Yes, no piece of intergalactic amphibian bulls can match to the price of a life! Sides, we're kicking it in the atmosphere!" Jim pulled down a large lever with a 8th-ball handle, setting it like he was driving a manual car. The rocket blasted out of the clouds, hurtling through space, leaving the planet behind. "YEEEEE-HAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" he hollered, waving around his cowboy hat...that he just got at the moment. Did I mention they're in space...with no protection from the 'air-less vacuum' what's so ever? But then again, that's not really a problem in This World. And if it is...well, let's say his rocket has an air producing force field. |
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Post by slomoto on Oct 3, 2008 18:31:51 GMT -5
Evil walked in carrying a pair of suitcases. "I'm back from the immortal tormenting abyss of no return, ready to put an end to this battle in my favor." He stopped and looked around. "Oh drat, I would have forgotten to turn that off. The computer voice sounded again "Planet total destroyedness in 5....4....3....2..." Then nothing.  The Henchrat looked up from a giant lever by Evil's throne and gave a shrug. "Henchrat not want to go splode." "Once again, evil is but a minor mis-step amongst the watusi of justice." |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Oct 5, 2008 21:43:59 GMT -5
Realizing that arguing with Jim would get him nowhere, Slippy could only continue holding on for all that he was worth as the rocket left the atmosphere. Hopefully, no one was gonna chew him out for leaving the fighter behind when it wasn't really his fault... Hopefully. "W-Where are we going, anyway?" the toad finally managed to yell over the roar of the rocket. |
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Post by AnT on Oct 5, 2008 21:53:56 GMT -5
The lawyer limped toward Evil, keeping her outfit from falling off her shoulders. "My lord, they have escaped. Shall I plea for a re-trial and force them for another court time?" "Well my space-froggy...thingie...My fond sidekick and I must hasten back to Earth." Jim pouted. "Too bad I didn't get the chance to ask Evil for a cup of sugar. So much for your chapahino, Fuzz-Buddy." Jim turned COMPLETELY over his shoulder, which wasn't a hard thing for him since he was a worm in a suit. "So where shall we drop you off in the vast inky void of space?" |
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Post by slomoto on Oct 5, 2008 22:06:19 GMT -5
"No my buxom litigious lackey. I have another plan." Evil's gaze fixed upon the Arwing left wrecked on the planet's surface wile brushing a fang lightly against his over-sized teeth. "Never again will there be another chapahino like the one I left behind, and the memories I left with it...." |
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Post by SHM 128 III on Oct 5, 2008 22:31:08 GMT -5
"Uh... Well, I really need to report back to the Great Fox, our main ship, but I don't remember the cordinates for it right now... I have it updated live to the onboard computer on my fighter so I don't have to remember." Thinking for a moment, Slippy quickly came up with a solution to this small problem. "Could you drop me off at Smash City? I think I can contact it from there, and Peppy could come pick me up." |
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